(Ho-Oh flies up a mountain)
Ho-Oh: Ah, yeah, I can feel the--OOF!
Dyna-Blade: U WOT, M8????!!!!!
Ho-Oh: Who are you?
Dyna-Blade: FIRST, TELL ME YOUR F*CKING NAME!!!
Ho-Oh: Alright, dude, chill out. It's Ho-Oh.
Dyna-Blade: WHAT?! IS THAT A PUN?!
Ho-Oh: Uh...sure?
Dyna-Blade: ANYWAY, MY NAME IS DYNA-BLADE!!!
Ho-Oh: Is that an anime name?
Dyna-Blade: NO, IT'S A KIRBY NAME!!! NOW F*CK OFF!!!
Ho-Oh: Why are you so stressed?
Dyna-Blade: BECAUSE I HAVE BABIES TO CARE OF!!!
Ho-Oh: Don't you think yelling would be a little...I dunno...HARSH for the little guys?
Dyna-Blade: THEY'RE OKAY WITH IT!!!
Ho-Oh: I raised three legendary dogs, and they grew up to be legendary! Obviously...
Dyna-Blade: OH LOOK!!! HERE COMES KIRBY NOW!!! FACE MY WRATH KIRBY!!! AHHHHHH!!! (dies)
Ho-Oh: Woah, that pink puffball is evil! Uh...I'mma just...slowly fly away...carefully... (quickly flies away)
The wild HO-OH fled!
SHARKLY
Ho-Oh: Ah, yeah, I can feel the--OOF!
Dyna-Blade: U WOT, M8????!!!!!
Ho-Oh: Who are you?
Dyna-Blade: FIRST, TELL ME YOUR F*CKING NAME!!!
Ho-Oh: Alright, dude, chill out. It's Ho-Oh.
Dyna-Blade: WHAT?! IS THAT A PUN?!
Ho-Oh: Uh...sure?
Dyna-Blade: ANYWAY, MY NAME IS DYNA-BLADE!!!
Ho-Oh: Is that an anime name?
Dyna-Blade: NO, IT'S A KIRBY NAME!!! NOW F*CK OFF!!!
Ho-Oh: Why are you so stressed?
Dyna-Blade: BECAUSE I HAVE BABIES TO CARE OF!!!
Ho-Oh: Don't you think yelling would be a little...I dunno...HARSH for the little guys?
Dyna-Blade: THEY'RE OKAY WITH IT!!!
Ho-Oh: I raised three legendary dogs, and they grew up to be legendary! Obviously...
Dyna-Blade: OH LOOK!!! HERE COMES KIRBY NOW!!! FACE MY WRATH KIRBY!!! AHHHHHH!!! (dies)
Ho-Oh: Woah, that pink puffball is evil! Uh...I'mma just...slowly fly away...carefully... (quickly flies away)
The wild HO-OH fled!
SHARKLY