Top5: Dope's Favorite Pokemon

My name is DopeLeafeon470.
I am the dumbest boy alive.
And probably the guy that you would think is popular, but really he's slowly losing popularity.
Cuz, you know, @Mewtwofan259 left.
And he was the only guy that made me the guy that I am today.
Anyway, a lot of you might assume that my favorite Pokemon is Leafeon.
That...is false.
Leafeon is ONE OF my favorite Pokemon.
But not my favorite.
So, who are my favorite Pokemon?
See for yourself.

#10: Gallade

Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire introduced a Pokemon called Ralts.
It evolved into Kirlia, then into Gardevoir.
It seemed like an extremely feminine Pokemon, and for that, people always make it a female, no matter what.
Until the Evolution Nation attacked.
Electivire, Magmortar, Rhyperior, Leafeon, Glaceon, Magnezone, Tangrowth, all given new designs.
But of course...Gallade.
Gallade has to be one of my favorite Pokemon designs.
And my favorite evolution given in Generation 4.
But, for some reason, FOR SOME REALLY WEIRD REASON, the anime RARELY uses this Pokemon as a fighter!
What the heck!

#9: Delphox

This Pokemon is WAAAAAY too underrated.
Some people straight up DIDN'T evolve Braixen to get Delphox.
But I think Delphox is really cool.
Unlike Braixen, Delphox is a master mage.
Mystcial Fire is is one of its signature moves, and it looks AWESOME combined with her wand.
Plus, her robe is made of dead leaves.
That's rad!
When I think of Delphox, I think of a sunset in Fall.
So peaceful...

#8: Ampharos

Like Delphox, Ampharos is really underrated.
And it has one of the most forgettable Mega Evolutions out there.
But the thing I like about this Pokemon is that it can be serious AND dopey.
It can learn THUNDER PUNCH...with those cute little stubby arms!
It can power HOUSES...while sitting in a corner, using its tail, all derpy. :3
Plus, he has a big role in Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, my favorite Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game.
And a funny one at that.
Ampharos is my favorite Electric-Type Pokemon.
Yep.

#7: Noctowl

I never knew this would be one of my favorite Pokemon.
Until I realized I knew so much about it.
Did you know that Noctowl is 5'03"?
Yep!
He's about the size of the average 6th, 5th, or even 4th grader.
And its eyes are red.
It's my favorite Route 1 bird.
Of course, it's one of the more forgettable Johto Pokemon, but he's still my boy.

#6: Ledian

When I got this Pokemon for the first time, I called it Stitch because I legitimately thought it was one of Stitch's cousins and Disney partnered with Game Freak.
No joke.
If any Pokemon were Superman, it would be Ledian.
Introducing...Ledian!
The Bug/Flying-Type!
He can fly!
Nibble on leaves!
Use Bug-Type moves!
Take him home!
Ledian: Coming to a Route 1 near you.
But you know what ELSE he reminds me of!
IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!
BUGZORD!
ALRIGHT RANGERS, LET'S SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE!

#5: Cobalion

Keldeo: Let me battle Kyurem!
Cobalion: No. You're not ready yet.
Virizion: You must--
Keldeo: BATTLE KYUREM
Cobalion: No. You're not ready yet.
Virizion: You must think.
Keldeo: LET ME BATTLE KYUREM
Cobalion: No.
Terrakion: HEH HEH
Cobalion: Terrakion.
Terrakion: Uh...
Virizion: You must think.
Cobalion: No.
Keldeo: BATTLE KYUREM
Terrakion: HEH HEH

#4: Groudon

One of, if not the most powerful Pokemon.
Lore-wise.
Can he easily be beaten by Kyogre?
Yes.
But keep in mind, when he goes into Primal form, lava LITERALLY pulses through its veins.
This Pokemon could end the world.
And it almost had.
Lookin' deadly with those Precipice Blades.
Lookin' OP with that Solar Beam.
Lookin' broken with that ability.
Groudon's cry is the stuff of nightmares.
But to be fair, so is Kyogre's.


#3: Leafeon

A little Eevee hurt no one.
One of the most obnoxious Eeveelutions to ever Eeveelution, Leafeon is the mascot of my profile.
It represents nature.
And everything peaceful about it.
From its calming, cricket-like cry, to its elegant posture, Leafeon will sure make you sit down and enjoy nature while it lasts before humanity takes it over.
Remember when we DIDN'T have an advanced civilization?
Also, I find it pretty funny how people feed Leafeon regular food even though most of its Pokedex entires state it uses photosynthesis.
Oh, the anime...

#2: Porygon-Z

Remember how I said Gallade was my favorite Gen 4 evolution?
Well, I kind of lied.
I like Porygon-Z...but not as a Gen 4 evolution.
Porygon-Z is one of those Pokemon where you see it, and you realize you're totally flipped.
Porygon and Porygon2 were Pokemon that looked like ducks...
then Porygon-Z came around and flipped up its whole body.
You can't call this thing a duck anymore.
I really like its design, and for some reason, I find it funny.
It's almost as goofy as Ampharos, even with its eerie nature.

Before I get to #1, here are some honorable mentions
Samurott
Electivire
Trevenant
Raichu
Flareon

And now, my all-time favorite Pokemon.
A Pokemon that has carried me through thick and thin, and everything in between.
My favorite Pokemon is...
#1: Swoobat

In the days of old, little me was in a cave.
I was so desperate to catch a cave Pokemon that wasn't Zubat...
Then, I came across Woobat.
I caught it.
Unlike Zubat, it knew Psychic-Type and Flying-Type moves, and has been a staple of my team ever since.
Like I said, he's carried me through thick and thin.
And no matter how forgettable he is, he'll always be my go-to in leagues.