Greetings. I am the narrator, Espeon. This is...a weird story so lets begin!
There was once a butler, who was Deoxys. He served as a butler for the dictators of the world(don't ask) Darkrai and Voletta, the blue Gardevoir. There was also the Jester Decidueye, he is the saltiest sailor who's ever sailed the salty seas. Deoxys, decided to go down to the dungeon for whatever reason he had. There he came across the prisoner, Meloetta. Her prison cell looked like a one room apartment for some reason. Deoxys asked the guard ,Incineroar, "How come she's in here?".
"Eh, I don't honestly know", Incineroar said as he handed Deoxys a paper.
Deoxys read the paper out loud "Name: Meloetta Age: No one really cares Reason for Arrest: Darkrai said so", Deoxys looked up confused and said "That's not a very valid reason to arrest someone".
"Eh he is dictator of the world, he can do whatever", Incineroar said.
Deoxys decided to go ask what made Darkrai want to arrest Meloetta and went to the throne room to investigate. There he found Darkrai and Voletta talking about what to do about the Pokémon trying to overthrow them.
"Excuse me", Deoxys said.
"What is it?" Darkrai responded.
"I wanted know why you actually arrested Meloetta..."
"You are a butler you don't need to ask about that. So now you're a cook" Darkrai said.
Then all of a sudden Deoxys was in a cooking apron and chef hat. Confused he went to the kitchen and even though he had never cooked before he cooked soup. When he finished a Gardevoir walked over and said "You should totally poison that, and put antidote in the water!"
Deoxys looked at her confused but did so because he's an idiot and doesn't know what he's doing. He brought the food to the dictators of the world and said, "Here's some soup, its poisoned but there's antidote in the water!"
Darkrai looked at him and said with a straight face, "I don't eat soup give it to the prisoner."
Deoxys did telling the prisoner he had made her soup. She ate it and drank the water when it was done having no idea about the poisoned soup and the antidote in the water.
Deoxys went back to the throne room and told Darkrai he gave the food to the prisoner.
"You're not a very good cook, your a butler now again", Darkrai said.
"What?", was all Deoxys said before he was back in butler clothes.
"Shut up Narrator!" Darkrai yel-
Wait what? This is a story you do not interrupt the narrator! You're not even supposed to see me!
"Ugh fine...You may continue" Darkrai said.
Deoxys had gone for a walk outside when he noticed Arceus staring off into space, even though it was me he's staring at.
"Hi Arceus" Deoxys said.
Arceus didn't respond so Deoxys, slowly walked on to find two shiny Giratina's, yelling at each other.
"Your just jealous because you're not in origin form!" One of them yelled.
"That's why I'm not jealous, You think you're soooo cool, but you're NOT!!!", the other yelled.
"What are you fighting about!?" Deoxys yelled so they could hear him.
"He thinks he's a better shiny because he's in origin form!"
"He thinks he's a better shiny because he's not!"
Then Arceus appeared and looked at them, immediately both the Giratina's yelled,
"Arceus who's the better shiny Giratina?!?!" they both yelled.
Arceus looked down at them and said simply, "I am" and then he left.
The Giratina's looked at each other and walked away confused about Arceus's statement.
Deoxys decided, he'd better go to sleep, so he went home and did. He woke up to see Arceus looking down at him.
"The Jester was only here for a salty sailor joke, you should've done more", Arceus said and then he disappeared.
Then the Jester Decidueye walked over and looked at Deoxys.
"You will die alone", The jester said, and then he left.
Deoxys then decided that the Jester was a jack ***.
There was once a butler, who was Deoxys. He served as a butler for the dictators of the world(don't ask) Darkrai and Voletta, the blue Gardevoir. There was also the Jester Decidueye, he is the saltiest sailor who's ever sailed the salty seas. Deoxys, decided to go down to the dungeon for whatever reason he had. There he came across the prisoner, Meloetta. Her prison cell looked like a one room apartment for some reason. Deoxys asked the guard ,Incineroar, "How come she's in here?".
"Eh, I don't honestly know", Incineroar said as he handed Deoxys a paper.
Deoxys read the paper out loud "Name: Meloetta Age: No one really cares Reason for Arrest: Darkrai said so", Deoxys looked up confused and said "That's not a very valid reason to arrest someone".
"Eh he is dictator of the world, he can do whatever", Incineroar said.
Deoxys decided to go ask what made Darkrai want to arrest Meloetta and went to the throne room to investigate. There he found Darkrai and Voletta talking about what to do about the Pokémon trying to overthrow them.
"Excuse me", Deoxys said.
"What is it?" Darkrai responded.
"I wanted know why you actually arrested Meloetta..."
"You are a butler you don't need to ask about that. So now you're a cook" Darkrai said.
Then all of a sudden Deoxys was in a cooking apron and chef hat. Confused he went to the kitchen and even though he had never cooked before he cooked soup. When he finished a Gardevoir walked over and said "You should totally poison that, and put antidote in the water!"
Deoxys looked at her confused but did so because he's an idiot and doesn't know what he's doing. He brought the food to the dictators of the world and said, "Here's some soup, its poisoned but there's antidote in the water!"
Darkrai looked at him and said with a straight face, "I don't eat soup give it to the prisoner."
Deoxys did telling the prisoner he had made her soup. She ate it and drank the water when it was done having no idea about the poisoned soup and the antidote in the water.
Deoxys went back to the throne room and told Darkrai he gave the food to the prisoner.
"You're not a very good cook, your a butler now again", Darkrai said.
"What?", was all Deoxys said before he was back in butler clothes.
"Shut up Narrator!" Darkrai yel-
Wait what? This is a story you do not interrupt the narrator! You're not even supposed to see me!
"Ugh fine...You may continue" Darkrai said.
Deoxys had gone for a walk outside when he noticed Arceus staring off into space, even though it was me he's staring at.
"Hi Arceus" Deoxys said.
Arceus didn't respond so Deoxys, slowly walked on to find two shiny Giratina's, yelling at each other.
"Your just jealous because you're not in origin form!" One of them yelled.
"That's why I'm not jealous, You think you're soooo cool, but you're NOT!!!", the other yelled.
"What are you fighting about!?" Deoxys yelled so they could hear him.
"He thinks he's a better shiny because he's in origin form!"
"He thinks he's a better shiny because he's not!"
Then Arceus appeared and looked at them, immediately both the Giratina's yelled,
"Arceus who's the better shiny Giratina?!?!" they both yelled.
Arceus looked down at them and said simply, "I am" and then he left.
The Giratina's looked at each other and walked away confused about Arceus's statement.
Deoxys decided, he'd better go to sleep, so he went home and did. He woke up to see Arceus looking down at him.
"The Jester was only here for a salty sailor joke, you should've done more", Arceus said and then he disappeared.
Then the Jester Decidueye walked over and looked at Deoxys.
"You will die alone", The jester said, and then he left.
Deoxys then decided that the Jester was a jack ***.