Me: Hi guys! Merry Christmas and sorry for the leave of absence. Sorry about my name, I'll get that figured out soon. Jump: Anyway, we have some very Christmas themed Pokémon here. Me: Jynx, the racist stereotype. Jump: And Delibird, the Santa rip off. Me: The name is Mewtwofan and that's Jumpingfox. Jump: And it's up to him and I to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle.
Me: Jynx is a bipedal, humanoid Pokémon that resembles a bulky woman. Jynx wears a red gown that hides its feet and has white arms with purple hands. Jump: There are golden circles on the chest area of its gown. Jynx has a purple face, pink lips, saucer-like eyes, and long blonde hair. Me: Originally, its face was colored black, causing controversy. Jynx is a female only species with no true male counterpart. Jump: Jynx has a language with several cry patterns that sounds similar to human speech. However, this language has yet to be deciphered. Me: IT'S NIKKI MINAJ!!!!!!!!!!!! Jump: It prefers to communicate by using dance-like movements. These rhythmic movements often cause people to dance along with it. Me: It puts its enemies to sleep using its signature move, Lovely Kiss. Jynx often is found in urban areas. Jump: As well as Lovely Kiss, Jynx has Ice Punch, Wake-Up Slap, and Blizzard. Me: It's ability is Forewarm, which can predict what moves her opponent, in this case Delibird, has. Jump: While Jynx used to be a racist, it still remains black in its shiny form...
Me: Delibird is a red, penguin-like Pokémon with a white, hollow tail. Its face and chest are covered in white feathers with two, three-pointed crests above its eyes. Jump: Black markings surround its circular eyes, and it has a light yellow beak and feet. Me: There is a single white spot on its stomach. Its feet have two digits each. Jump: Delibird carries food bundled up in its tail. It normally gives stored food to its chicks, but has been known to share its food with humans stranded on icy mountains. Me: Delibird's signature move, Present, allows it to carry special items in its tail that may cause damage or heal its opponent. Jump: GOSH FREAKING DANGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jump: Delibird tends to live in mountainous regions, making its nests over sharp cliffs; one notable area of the world is around Mt. Everest. Me: As well as Present, it can learn Ice Beam, Aerial Ace, and Frost Breath by TM. Jump: It has the ability Hustle, which sacrifices Accuracy for Attack. Me: But then again, nobody can take the risk of present which may heal his opponent. And that is not very helpful in Death Battle.
Me: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all! Jump: It's time for a Christmas battle!
(Jynx is sleeping on Mt. Everest when she sees Delibird coming)
Delibird: Hi! Would you like some food?
Jynx: NothanksIjustateafewminutesago.
Delibird: Oh my gosh! Can I have your autograph, Nikki?
Jynx: I'MNOTNIKKIMINAJ!
Pinky: Fight!
(Jynx focus's in and see's Delibird's moveset)
(Delibird flies up in the air and uses Aerial Ace)
(Jynx gets up and uses Ice Punch, knocking Delibird out of the sky)
(Delibird tries to use Frost Breath, but he misses)
(Jynx puts Delibird to sleep with Lovely Kiss before hitting him with Wake-Up Slap)
(Delibird uses Ice Beam, freezing Jynx)
(He then uses Present, which ends up doing 120 damage)
(Jynx unfreezes and uses Wake-Up Slap again)
(Delibird uses Present but it heals Jynx)
(Jynx smiles before sending a Blizzard toward Delibird, which stops him in his tracks)
(Once the Blizzzard is over, Delibird uses Frost Breath, but it doesn't do much.)
(Jynx delivers an Ice Punch into the side of Mt. Everest, causing an avalanche)
(Jynx then watches as it sweeps up Delibird and throws him over the side of the mountain)
(Jynx starts laughing, but her eyes get big when Delibird flies back up to the top unharmed.)
(Delibird launches an Ice Beam, which stabs Jynx in the chest)
(Jynx then falls of the mountain, and to her doom)
Tiny: KO! Jump: What... how? Me: This was to close for comfort. Even though Jynx did have higher stats, Delibird could fly. Jump: And while Present has only a small chance of healing, Jynx had a 100% chance of losing. Me: The winner is Delibird.
Next time on Death Battle!
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Me: Jynx is a bipedal, humanoid Pokémon that resembles a bulky woman. Jynx wears a red gown that hides its feet and has white arms with purple hands. Jump: There are golden circles on the chest area of its gown. Jynx has a purple face, pink lips, saucer-like eyes, and long blonde hair. Me: Originally, its face was colored black, causing controversy. Jynx is a female only species with no true male counterpart. Jump: Jynx has a language with several cry patterns that sounds similar to human speech. However, this language has yet to be deciphered. Me: IT'S NIKKI MINAJ!!!!!!!!!!!! Jump: It prefers to communicate by using dance-like movements. These rhythmic movements often cause people to dance along with it. Me: It puts its enemies to sleep using its signature move, Lovely Kiss. Jynx often is found in urban areas. Jump: As well as Lovely Kiss, Jynx has Ice Punch, Wake-Up Slap, and Blizzard. Me: It's ability is Forewarm, which can predict what moves her opponent, in this case Delibird, has. Jump: While Jynx used to be a racist, it still remains black in its shiny form...
Me: Delibird is a red, penguin-like Pokémon with a white, hollow tail. Its face and chest are covered in white feathers with two, three-pointed crests above its eyes. Jump: Black markings surround its circular eyes, and it has a light yellow beak and feet. Me: There is a single white spot on its stomach. Its feet have two digits each. Jump: Delibird carries food bundled up in its tail. It normally gives stored food to its chicks, but has been known to share its food with humans stranded on icy mountains. Me: Delibird's signature move, Present, allows it to carry special items in its tail that may cause damage or heal its opponent. Jump: GOSH FREAKING DANGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jump: Delibird tends to live in mountainous regions, making its nests over sharp cliffs; one notable area of the world is around Mt. Everest. Me: As well as Present, it can learn Ice Beam, Aerial Ace, and Frost Breath by TM. Jump: It has the ability Hustle, which sacrifices Accuracy for Attack. Me: But then again, nobody can take the risk of present which may heal his opponent. And that is not very helpful in Death Battle.
Me: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all! Jump: It's time for a Christmas battle!
(Jynx is sleeping on Mt. Everest when she sees Delibird coming)
Delibird: Hi! Would you like some food?
Jynx: NothanksIjustateafewminutesago.
Delibird: Oh my gosh! Can I have your autograph, Nikki?
Jynx: I'MNOTNIKKIMINAJ!
Pinky: Fight!
(Jynx focus's in and see's Delibird's moveset)
(Delibird flies up in the air and uses Aerial Ace)
(Jynx gets up and uses Ice Punch, knocking Delibird out of the sky)
(Delibird tries to use Frost Breath, but he misses)
(Jynx puts Delibird to sleep with Lovely Kiss before hitting him with Wake-Up Slap)
(Delibird uses Ice Beam, freezing Jynx)
(He then uses Present, which ends up doing 120 damage)
(Jynx unfreezes and uses Wake-Up Slap again)
(Delibird uses Present but it heals Jynx)
(Jynx smiles before sending a Blizzard toward Delibird, which stops him in his tracks)
(Once the Blizzzard is over, Delibird uses Frost Breath, but it doesn't do much.)
(Jynx delivers an Ice Punch into the side of Mt. Everest, causing an avalanche)
(Jynx then watches as it sweeps up Delibird and throws him over the side of the mountain)
(Jynx starts laughing, but her eyes get big when Delibird flies back up to the top unharmed.)
(Delibird launches an Ice Beam, which stabs Jynx in the chest)
(Jynx then falls of the mountain, and to her doom)
Tiny: KO! Jump: What... how? Me: This was to close for comfort. Even though Jynx did have higher stats, Delibird could fly. Jump: And while Present has only a small chance of healing, Jynx had a 100% chance of losing. Me: The winner is Delibird.
Next time on Death Battle!
Uno
Dos
Tres
Ice
Electricity
Fire
Articuno
Zapdos
Moltres
