Pain: Hey, Mewtwo? Remember way back then when you made that Blaziken vs Emboar battle?
Me: Yeah... that was completely wrong. Just can't go back and delete it.
Eeveechu: Well then, let's have a rematch! Against Blaziken, the Chicken who clearly didn't skip leg day.
Me: And Emboar, the evolved form of my first Pokémon!
Pain: He's Mewtwofan and I'm Lord Of Pain!
Eeveechu: The name is Eeveechu151.
Me: And it's our job to analyze their Movepools, Stats, and Abilities to find out who would win, a Death Battle.
Pain: Blaziken is a bipedal, chicken-like Pokémon. The majority of Blaziken's body is red with accents of beige, yellow, and gray. Behind its head, there are beige, hair-like feathers that continue downward and surround its chest and abdomen.
Me: It has a small red face with a V-shaped crest on its head. Blaziken's blue eyes are semicircular with yellow sclerae, and its mouth is similar to hooked beak.
Eeveechu: It has featherless, gray hands with three fingers each, and three clawed toes that are not normally visible due to the shaggy, yellow feathers on the bottom of its legs. A female has a shorter mask and hair than a male.
Pain: Blaziken has strong, muscular legs that give it great lower body strength. This lower body strength helps its kicking and jumping abilities, being so strong that Blaziken can leap a 30 story building. Blaziken's wrists have gray wristband-like markings capable of producing a tuft of fire above them.
Me: Blaziken can also make flames spout from its ankles. This allows it to cloak its feet or fists, and it uses these abilities while practicing a form of martial arts. These combined abilities allow it to use its former signature move, Blaze Kick.
Pain: But that's not all Blaziken uses his Martial Arts for! Blaziken can Sky Uppercut, Arm Thrust, and Overheat it's opponents.
Eeveechu: It's flames burn more intensely when it faces stronger opponents. Every several years, its old feathers burn off, and new, supple feathers grow back in their place. While Blaziken is rarely found in the wild, it is known to inhabit grasslands.
Me: Blaziken is mostly known for Speed, but it's Speed is only 80, tied with it's HP. While Special Attack is 110 and regular attack is 120. Blaziken also has 70 in both Defenses.
Pain: Blaziken being a Fire-Fighting type, Blaziken is weak to Flying, Ground, Water, and Psychic. As well as being resistant to Fire, Bug, Steel, Grass, Ice, and Dark. It's ability is also Blaze, which raises the power of it's Fire-Type Moves when it's in trouble.
Eeveechu: Well, one things for certain. Blaziken will spice things up a bit and get our views flaring.
(Blaziken makes it's cry)
Pain: Emboar are bulky, bipedal Pokémon with pig-like features. It has a red nose, large bushy black eyebrows, and two tusks protruding from its lower jaw. Constantly burning flames cover the front of its neck and shoulders.
Me: It has shorts legs and thick arms, the arms have orange upper portions while the legs have red upper portions. The all limbs have black lower portions with thin yellow lines where the upper and lower colors meet.
Eeveechu: These lines are straight on the arms and spiked on the legs. The arms have red lines around the wrists and tufts of fur on the elbows. The hands are tipped with three claws, while the feet have two claws.
Pain: A large, dark horizontal stripe on the chest of Emboar has swirled yellow markings. Its small tail ends in a tuft of hair. Using the wreath of flames on its neck and shoulders, Emboar will set its hands on fire.
Me: It uses its power and speed to master fighting moves. It can also unleash powerful blasts of fire using only its nose and cloak its body in fire to use its signature move, Heat Crash. Also using it's power to use Flame Charge, Brick Break, and the ever powerful Flare Blitz.
Eeveechu: Now, stats. Emboar has 65 in Speed and both Defenses. 100 Special Attack, 110 HP, and 123 Attack.
Pain: And since Emboar just happens to be a Fire-Fighting type like half the fire starters, it also has the same ability, Resistances, and Weakness's as our previous combatant.
Me: I'm glad my little Fireye, my Tepig and my 2nd favorite Pokémon. (Guess who number 1 is) Has finally grown into a ferocious beast!
Eeveechu: Hey, guys? I'm hungry after reading this script. Anyone up for Bacon and Chicken?
(Emboar makes it's cry)
Me: Alright, the combatants are set.
Eeveechu: Let's end this debate once and for all!
Pain: It's time for a Death Battle!
(It's a flowery grassland surrounded by mountains, there's a Blaziken practicing in the middle of it)
(An Emboar peeks out from behind a mountain and sees the Blaziken's hidden stash of berries)
(Blaziken turns around to see his berries gone and Emboar running away with them)
FIGHT!
(Blaziken rushes forward and uses Arm Thrust, smacking Emboar 3 times)
(Emboar shakes his head and pushes Blaziken away with Brick Break)
(Blaziken looks up, mad, and rebounds with Blaze Kick. Emboar is hit in the side of the head and is knocked onto his side)
(Emboar ignites his wrists by using his beard and Heat Crashes Blaziken, giving him a chance to stand back up)
(Blaziken growls and uses Sky Uppercut, which sends Emboar high into the air.)
(Emboar looks down and his whole body engulfs in flame)
(Emboar uses Flame Charge and rushes down to the ground, slamming into Blaziken, before landing in a tree)
(Blaziken, covered in burns, walks over to the tree)
(The tree bursts into flames and drops down onto Blaziken)
(Blaziken's wrists and ankles are both flaring harder then they ever had before)
(He roars and rushes towards Emboar, sending out a really powerful Overheat)
(Emboar walks through the flame and grabs Blaziken before creating a Flare Blitz)
(2 Minutes later, Blaziken is on his back in the middle of an impact crater)
(He gets up and looks around, spotting Emboar limping towards the edge, just as injured as he is)
(Blaziken scowls and runs forward and uses Blaze Kick)
(Emboar flies through the air and slams into the side of one of the mountains)
(Emboar gets back up and uses Flame Charge, knocking both him and Blaziken to their knees)
(Blaziken flips his hair back and Overheats, before tackling Emboar)
(Emboar uses Brick Break, which leaves Blaziken hurt even more)
(Blaziken does a quick flip for awesomeness and Sky Uppercut's Emboar, knocking him to the top of the Mountain)
(Blaziken jumps up to the top, where he is greeted by Emboar's Flare Blitz)
(Both Blaziken and Emboar look eachother straight in the eyes, ash covering their faces)
(Blaziken jumps towards Emboar and uses Arm Thrust, punching Emboar 5 times)
(Flame comes out of Emboar's nose, engulfing himself in flames)
(Blaziken looks stuns as he's Heat Crashed)
(Blaziken stands up, holding his arm, which is completely burned)
(Emboar falls down on his knees as Blaziken walks towards him)
(Blaziken chuckles and kicks Emboar in the head, splitting his skull completely open)
(Emboar falls backwards, off the mountain, and to the bottom of the lake below)
K.O.
Eeveechu: Now that's what I call a firefight!
Pain: These 2 had pretty much equal stats, both having high attacks but low defenses.
Me: But Blaziken had speed and brains to counter Emboar.
Eeveechu: Things did heat up when Emboar used Flame Charge, which let him be faster than the ever fast Blaziken. But even chickening out on stats, there's something else that let Blaziken win.
Pain: The Pokedex entries say that Blaziken could leap a 30 story building. This lets Blaziken get out of Emboar's range.
Me: Not to mention the science of this. Given that a 30 story building is about 300 feet tall, or 3,600 inches, we can just plug in a simple math calculation that determines how high a person can jump by Height and Weight. Given that Blaziken is 6 foot 3 and 114 pounds, we can estimate that Blaziken is jumping with 69,468.7 pounds of force. To crush a human skull, you would need about 1,100 pounds of force. So 1 kick from Blaziken would obliterate every bone in anyones body into a million pieces. But a more impressive feat is that I spend 2 hours plugging in Math Calculations to find out how much a Giant Martial Arts Flaming Bird would destroy an anthropomorphic pig with a beard!
Eeveechu: You really went the extra mile, didn't you? But Emboar started out on the wrong foot, and ended that way.
Pain: The winner is Blaziken.
Next Time on Death Battle!
Bees, the necessity to life.
The pollen to our flowers.
The flowers to our food.
Every hive needs a queen.
And every hive needs a king.
But there can only be one true ruler...
Beedrill vs Vespiquen
Heya, thanks for reading. Thanks to @Lord Of Pain and @Eeveechu151 for their amazing research, as always. But, this battle is dedicated to someone. @The Gullible Robonyan He was our first collaborator, and he was the one who wanted the original Blaziken vs Emboar. Sadly, he got banned from Pokecharms about half a year ago, here's to you, buddy.
Me: Yeah... that was completely wrong. Just can't go back and delete it.
Eeveechu: Well then, let's have a rematch! Against Blaziken, the Chicken who clearly didn't skip leg day.
Me: And Emboar, the evolved form of my first Pokémon!
Pain: He's Mewtwofan and I'm Lord Of Pain!
Eeveechu: The name is Eeveechu151.
Me: And it's our job to analyze their Movepools, Stats, and Abilities to find out who would win, a Death Battle.
Pain: Blaziken is a bipedal, chicken-like Pokémon. The majority of Blaziken's body is red with accents of beige, yellow, and gray. Behind its head, there are beige, hair-like feathers that continue downward and surround its chest and abdomen.
Me: It has a small red face with a V-shaped crest on its head. Blaziken's blue eyes are semicircular with yellow sclerae, and its mouth is similar to hooked beak.
Eeveechu: It has featherless, gray hands with three fingers each, and three clawed toes that are not normally visible due to the shaggy, yellow feathers on the bottom of its legs. A female has a shorter mask and hair than a male.
Pain: Blaziken has strong, muscular legs that give it great lower body strength. This lower body strength helps its kicking and jumping abilities, being so strong that Blaziken can leap a 30 story building. Blaziken's wrists have gray wristband-like markings capable of producing a tuft of fire above them.
Me: Blaziken can also make flames spout from its ankles. This allows it to cloak its feet or fists, and it uses these abilities while practicing a form of martial arts. These combined abilities allow it to use its former signature move, Blaze Kick.
Pain: But that's not all Blaziken uses his Martial Arts for! Blaziken can Sky Uppercut, Arm Thrust, and Overheat it's opponents.
Eeveechu: It's flames burn more intensely when it faces stronger opponents. Every several years, its old feathers burn off, and new, supple feathers grow back in their place. While Blaziken is rarely found in the wild, it is known to inhabit grasslands.
Me: Blaziken is mostly known for Speed, but it's Speed is only 80, tied with it's HP. While Special Attack is 110 and regular attack is 120. Blaziken also has 70 in both Defenses.
Pain: Blaziken being a Fire-Fighting type, Blaziken is weak to Flying, Ground, Water, and Psychic. As well as being resistant to Fire, Bug, Steel, Grass, Ice, and Dark. It's ability is also Blaze, which raises the power of it's Fire-Type Moves when it's in trouble.
Eeveechu: Well, one things for certain. Blaziken will spice things up a bit and get our views flaring.
(Blaziken makes it's cry)
Pain: Emboar are bulky, bipedal Pokémon with pig-like features. It has a red nose, large bushy black eyebrows, and two tusks protruding from its lower jaw. Constantly burning flames cover the front of its neck and shoulders.
Me: It has shorts legs and thick arms, the arms have orange upper portions while the legs have red upper portions. The all limbs have black lower portions with thin yellow lines where the upper and lower colors meet.
Eeveechu: These lines are straight on the arms and spiked on the legs. The arms have red lines around the wrists and tufts of fur on the elbows. The hands are tipped with three claws, while the feet have two claws.
Pain: A large, dark horizontal stripe on the chest of Emboar has swirled yellow markings. Its small tail ends in a tuft of hair. Using the wreath of flames on its neck and shoulders, Emboar will set its hands on fire.
Me: It uses its power and speed to master fighting moves. It can also unleash powerful blasts of fire using only its nose and cloak its body in fire to use its signature move, Heat Crash. Also using it's power to use Flame Charge, Brick Break, and the ever powerful Flare Blitz.
Eeveechu: Now, stats. Emboar has 65 in Speed and both Defenses. 100 Special Attack, 110 HP, and 123 Attack.
Pain: And since Emboar just happens to be a Fire-Fighting type like half the fire starters, it also has the same ability, Resistances, and Weakness's as our previous combatant.
Me: I'm glad my little Fireye, my Tepig and my 2nd favorite Pokémon. (Guess who number 1 is) Has finally grown into a ferocious beast!
Eeveechu: Hey, guys? I'm hungry after reading this script. Anyone up for Bacon and Chicken?
(Emboar makes it's cry)
Me: Alright, the combatants are set.
Eeveechu: Let's end this debate once and for all!
Pain: It's time for a Death Battle!
(It's a flowery grassland surrounded by mountains, there's a Blaziken practicing in the middle of it)
(An Emboar peeks out from behind a mountain and sees the Blaziken's hidden stash of berries)
(Blaziken turns around to see his berries gone and Emboar running away with them)
FIGHT!
(Blaziken rushes forward and uses Arm Thrust, smacking Emboar 3 times)
(Emboar shakes his head and pushes Blaziken away with Brick Break)
(Blaziken looks up, mad, and rebounds with Blaze Kick. Emboar is hit in the side of the head and is knocked onto his side)
(Emboar ignites his wrists by using his beard and Heat Crashes Blaziken, giving him a chance to stand back up)
(Blaziken growls and uses Sky Uppercut, which sends Emboar high into the air.)
(Emboar looks down and his whole body engulfs in flame)
(Emboar uses Flame Charge and rushes down to the ground, slamming into Blaziken, before landing in a tree)
(Blaziken, covered in burns, walks over to the tree)
(The tree bursts into flames and drops down onto Blaziken)
(Blaziken's wrists and ankles are both flaring harder then they ever had before)
(He roars and rushes towards Emboar, sending out a really powerful Overheat)
(Emboar walks through the flame and grabs Blaziken before creating a Flare Blitz)
(2 Minutes later, Blaziken is on his back in the middle of an impact crater)
(He gets up and looks around, spotting Emboar limping towards the edge, just as injured as he is)
(Blaziken scowls and runs forward and uses Blaze Kick)
(Emboar flies through the air and slams into the side of one of the mountains)
(Emboar gets back up and uses Flame Charge, knocking both him and Blaziken to their knees)
(Blaziken flips his hair back and Overheats, before tackling Emboar)
(Emboar uses Brick Break, which leaves Blaziken hurt even more)
(Blaziken does a quick flip for awesomeness and Sky Uppercut's Emboar, knocking him to the top of the Mountain)
(Blaziken jumps up to the top, where he is greeted by Emboar's Flare Blitz)
(Both Blaziken and Emboar look eachother straight in the eyes, ash covering their faces)
(Blaziken jumps towards Emboar and uses Arm Thrust, punching Emboar 5 times)
(Flame comes out of Emboar's nose, engulfing himself in flames)
(Blaziken looks stuns as he's Heat Crashed)
(Blaziken stands up, holding his arm, which is completely burned)
(Emboar falls down on his knees as Blaziken walks towards him)
(Blaziken chuckles and kicks Emboar in the head, splitting his skull completely open)
(Emboar falls backwards, off the mountain, and to the bottom of the lake below)
K.O.
Eeveechu: Now that's what I call a firefight!
Pain: These 2 had pretty much equal stats, both having high attacks but low defenses.
Me: But Blaziken had speed and brains to counter Emboar.
Eeveechu: Things did heat up when Emboar used Flame Charge, which let him be faster than the ever fast Blaziken. But even chickening out on stats, there's something else that let Blaziken win.
Pain: The Pokedex entries say that Blaziken could leap a 30 story building. This lets Blaziken get out of Emboar's range.
Me: Not to mention the science of this. Given that a 30 story building is about 300 feet tall, or 3,600 inches, we can just plug in a simple math calculation that determines how high a person can jump by Height and Weight. Given that Blaziken is 6 foot 3 and 114 pounds, we can estimate that Blaziken is jumping with 69,468.7 pounds of force. To crush a human skull, you would need about 1,100 pounds of force. So 1 kick from Blaziken would obliterate every bone in anyones body into a million pieces. But a more impressive feat is that I spend 2 hours plugging in Math Calculations to find out how much a Giant Martial Arts Flaming Bird would destroy an anthropomorphic pig with a beard!
Eeveechu: You really went the extra mile, didn't you? But Emboar started out on the wrong foot, and ended that way.
Pain: The winner is Blaziken.
Next Time on Death Battle!
Bees, the necessity to life.
The pollen to our flowers.
The flowers to our food.
Every hive needs a queen.
And every hive needs a king.
But there can only be one true ruler...
Beedrill vs Vespiquen
Heya, thanks for reading. Thanks to @Lord Of Pain and @Eeveechu151 for their amazing research, as always. But, this battle is dedicated to someone. @The Gullible Robonyan He was our first collaborator, and he was the one who wanted the original Blaziken vs Emboar. Sadly, he got banned from Pokecharms about half a year ago, here's to you, buddy.
(You don't want to know what I've been through, so much math...)
