Me: Every Generation has that one Derpy Pokémon that can't evolve and isn't strong. Pain: Sometimes they are just HM Slaves, but sometimes they're just weak. Me: Like Dunsparce, the Sand Snake. Pain: And Stunfisk, the Steamrolled bird. He's Mewtwofan and I'm Lord of Pain! Me: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Pain: Let's start out with a question, who's bigger, Salamence or Dunsparce? Me: Trick question, they're the same size. Dunsparce is a serpentine Pokémon with a primarily yellow body, blue underside, and blue-and-cream-striped back. Pain: Its head is round with a wide mouth extending under its jowls and curving up toward the middle of its face. Its chin is blue with two rounded prongs. Me: It's eyes—round and rimmed with blue—are kept closed, revealing its cream-colored eyelids. On Dunsparce's upper back are two small, white, bird-like wings split into two sections each. Pain: Its body ends in a striped, drill-like tail. Though Dunsparce can float slightly with its wings, it avoids detection by burrowing into the ground with its tail. Me: It lives immobile in caves and beneath the earth, where it makes maze-like nests. Sound strong? Let's see it's stats. Pain: 45 Speed, 65 in both Specials. 70 in Attack and Defense and 100 in Hp... Me: Though it's stats bring it down, it has a pretty diverse movepool. Such as Gyro Ball, Donald Trump Card, I mean, just Trump Card which always hits and is stronger depending on how much PP it has left. Then there's Yawn and Dream Eater, one puts them to sleep, the other eats their dreams. Pain: It has the ability Serene Grace, which makes second effects in moves more likely to happen. Me: If used properly, this 4 foot tall Sand Snake can be a good fighter, except for that fact that it's still... just Dunsparce. (Dunsparce makes it's cry)
Pain: Stunfisk is a flat, fish-like Pokémon with a broad, mud-brown body. At the base of its yellow tail is a yellow marking shaped like an exclamation mark when seen from behind. Me: It has small, horizontal, oval-shaped eyes, white with a tiny black pupil and no irises. Almost exactly between these two eyes lies its mouth, which is comprised of two thick gray lips. Pain: It has two small, flimsy fins at the sides of its body; each with two lobes. It has been seen to leap into the air and flap its fins as if they're wings to remain airborne. Me: Stunfisk's very tough skin keeps them unharmed if stepped on, even by sumo wrestlers. To exploit this, it buries itself in mud of the seashore and waits for prey to pass by. Pain: Whenever unsuspecting prey touch a Stunfisk's body, it is zapped. Stunfisk smiles when electrocuting its foes. Me: If it cannot paralyze its foe, it contorts itself with unexpected speed and flops away. Pain: It's stats are... let's say decent. 32 Speed, 99 Sp. Defense, 81 Sp. Attack and 84 Defense. 66 Attack and 109 HP. Me: Stunfisk is a glass cannon, it has a good movepool including Earthquake, Payback, Dischage, and Fissure. It's 30 percent accurate though. Pain: It has the ability Static, which has a chance to paralyze the opponent if they made contact. Me: Doesn't excuse the fact that it is a flipping steamrolled bird who's cry sounds like a fart, I'm not even going to write that it makes it's cry.
Me: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all! Pain: It's time for a Death Battle!
(Dunsparce is slithering down a beach, it's empty, so he heads toward the water)
(He slithers over Stunfisk, which tries to electrocute him, but it doesn't work)
(Dunsparce hops off of it and Stunfisk gets up)
Fight!
(Stunfisk is scared, so he tries to fly off, but Dunsparce starts flying and goes after it)
(Dunsparce hits Stunfisk with his tail and they both crash into the sand)
(Dunsparce then uses Gyro Ball, knocking Stunfisk into a sand castle.)
(Stunfisk shakes the sand off and uses Payback, but it doesn't do much)
(Dunsparce knocks Stunfisk into the air and throws his Trump Card)
(Stunfisk wasn't hit badly, so he glides towards Dunsparce and uses Discharge, knocking him into the water)
(Dunsparce is tired, so he Yawns.)
(Stunfisk gets drowsy, but he manages to get out an Earthquake before falling asleep)
(Dunsparce uses Dream Eater, this heals him.)
(He then uses Trump Card twice, doing more damage each time)
(Stunfisk wakes up and tries to use Fissure, but it misses)
(Dunsparce uses his tail to knock Stunfisk into a sand dune, he then uses Gyro Ball, destroying the Sand Dune)
(Dunsparce doesn't see Stunfisk, but he comes flying out and uses Payback, knocking Dunsparce onto a Wailord)
(Dunsparce uses Trump Card one more time, it takes one of Stunfisk's wings off)
(Stunfisk uses Discharge, knocking Dunsparce off of the Wailord)
(Dunsparce uses Yawn, and Stunfisk gets drowsy)
(Stunfisk manages to get out a Fissure, which Dunsparce falls in)
(Stunfisk then curls up and falls asleep)
K.O.
Pain: I wonder what kind of dreams he's having... Me: Dunsparce may be bigger, Stunfisk has away better movepool to take advantage of. Pain: While Dunsparce could Yawn and Dream Eater, that won't help when Stunfisk uses Fissure. Me: Besides, Stunfisk can take hits from a Sumo Wrestler and has way better stats. Pain: The winner is Stunfisk.
Next time on Death Battle!
The cyborg jackal, the first Pokémon ever to mega evolve. He's coming into Death Battle. Next time, Lucario.
Hey everyone! Thanks for reading, be sure to check out my partner, @Lord Of Pain and be sure to keep and eye on my profile to see who Lucario is fighting!
Pain: Let's start out with a question, who's bigger, Salamence or Dunsparce? Me: Trick question, they're the same size. Dunsparce is a serpentine Pokémon with a primarily yellow body, blue underside, and blue-and-cream-striped back. Pain: Its head is round with a wide mouth extending under its jowls and curving up toward the middle of its face. Its chin is blue with two rounded prongs. Me: It's eyes—round and rimmed with blue—are kept closed, revealing its cream-colored eyelids. On Dunsparce's upper back are two small, white, bird-like wings split into two sections each. Pain: Its body ends in a striped, drill-like tail. Though Dunsparce can float slightly with its wings, it avoids detection by burrowing into the ground with its tail. Me: It lives immobile in caves and beneath the earth, where it makes maze-like nests. Sound strong? Let's see it's stats. Pain: 45 Speed, 65 in both Specials. 70 in Attack and Defense and 100 in Hp... Me: Though it's stats bring it down, it has a pretty diverse movepool. Such as Gyro Ball, Donald Trump Card, I mean, just Trump Card which always hits and is stronger depending on how much PP it has left. Then there's Yawn and Dream Eater, one puts them to sleep, the other eats their dreams. Pain: It has the ability Serene Grace, which makes second effects in moves more likely to happen. Me: If used properly, this 4 foot tall Sand Snake can be a good fighter, except for that fact that it's still... just Dunsparce. (Dunsparce makes it's cry)
Pain: Stunfisk is a flat, fish-like Pokémon with a broad, mud-brown body. At the base of its yellow tail is a yellow marking shaped like an exclamation mark when seen from behind. Me: It has small, horizontal, oval-shaped eyes, white with a tiny black pupil and no irises. Almost exactly between these two eyes lies its mouth, which is comprised of two thick gray lips. Pain: It has two small, flimsy fins at the sides of its body; each with two lobes. It has been seen to leap into the air and flap its fins as if they're wings to remain airborne. Me: Stunfisk's very tough skin keeps them unharmed if stepped on, even by sumo wrestlers. To exploit this, it buries itself in mud of the seashore and waits for prey to pass by. Pain: Whenever unsuspecting prey touch a Stunfisk's body, it is zapped. Stunfisk smiles when electrocuting its foes. Me: If it cannot paralyze its foe, it contorts itself with unexpected speed and flops away. Pain: It's stats are... let's say decent. 32 Speed, 99 Sp. Defense, 81 Sp. Attack and 84 Defense. 66 Attack and 109 HP. Me: Stunfisk is a glass cannon, it has a good movepool including Earthquake, Payback, Dischage, and Fissure. It's 30 percent accurate though. Pain: It has the ability Static, which has a chance to paralyze the opponent if they made contact. Me: Doesn't excuse the fact that it is a flipping steamrolled bird who's cry sounds like a fart, I'm not even going to write that it makes it's cry.
Me: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all! Pain: It's time for a Death Battle!
(Dunsparce is slithering down a beach, it's empty, so he heads toward the water)
(He slithers over Stunfisk, which tries to electrocute him, but it doesn't work)
(Dunsparce hops off of it and Stunfisk gets up)
Fight!
(Stunfisk is scared, so he tries to fly off, but Dunsparce starts flying and goes after it)
(Dunsparce hits Stunfisk with his tail and they both crash into the sand)
(Dunsparce then uses Gyro Ball, knocking Stunfisk into a sand castle.)
(Stunfisk shakes the sand off and uses Payback, but it doesn't do much)
(Dunsparce knocks Stunfisk into the air and throws his Trump Card)
(Stunfisk wasn't hit badly, so he glides towards Dunsparce and uses Discharge, knocking him into the water)
(Dunsparce is tired, so he Yawns.)
(Stunfisk gets drowsy, but he manages to get out an Earthquake before falling asleep)
(Dunsparce uses Dream Eater, this heals him.)
(He then uses Trump Card twice, doing more damage each time)
(Stunfisk wakes up and tries to use Fissure, but it misses)
(Dunsparce uses his tail to knock Stunfisk into a sand dune, he then uses Gyro Ball, destroying the Sand Dune)
(Dunsparce doesn't see Stunfisk, but he comes flying out and uses Payback, knocking Dunsparce onto a Wailord)
(Dunsparce uses Trump Card one more time, it takes one of Stunfisk's wings off)
(Stunfisk uses Discharge, knocking Dunsparce off of the Wailord)
(Dunsparce uses Yawn, and Stunfisk gets drowsy)
(Stunfisk manages to get out a Fissure, which Dunsparce falls in)
(Stunfisk then curls up and falls asleep)
K.O.
Pain: I wonder what kind of dreams he's having... Me: Dunsparce may be bigger, Stunfisk has away better movepool to take advantage of. Pain: While Dunsparce could Yawn and Dream Eater, that won't help when Stunfisk uses Fissure. Me: Besides, Stunfisk can take hits from a Sumo Wrestler and has way better stats. Pain: The winner is Stunfisk.
Next time on Death Battle!
The cyborg jackal, the first Pokémon ever to mega evolve. He's coming into Death Battle. Next time, Lucario.
Hey everyone! Thanks for reading, be sure to check out my partner, @Lord Of Pain and be sure to keep and eye on my profile to see who Lucario is fighting!
