The Late Random Death Battles: Darwin Waterson Vs. Patrick Star

NO RULES
NO RESEARCH
JUST ALL-STARS
THE LATE RANDOM DEATH BATTLES

Darwin: Hey! Leafeon! Teleport me back too!
Patrick: (tackles) NO! Nobody touches my best friend like that!
Darwin: Hey, get off me!
Patrick: You've got some nerve to kill a sponge!
Darwin: You've got it all wrong, I--
Patrick: (slaps)
Darwin: OW!
Patrick: That's for killing my best friend!
Darwin: (slaps back)
Patrick: OW! Grr, I'll show you!
No regrets! ENGAGE!
Darwin: (slaps)
Patrick: Ow! (Slaps)
Darwin: Ow! (Slaps)
Patrick: Ow! Someone outta teach you a lesson! Oh, magic conschell, what do I need to do to beat this, EVIL child?
Magic Consch: Call the dolphin of power.
Patrick: I should've never doubted you, Conschell!
Bubbles: Did sombody say my name?
Patrick: Yay! I wanna be Mr. Superawesomeness again!
Bubbles: As you wish!
(Transforms Patrick into Mr. Superawesomeness)
Mr. Superawesomeness: Alright! Prepare to get--
Darwin: (kicks)
Mr. Superawesomeness: OW!
Darwin: (does combo) (punches body into Patrick's rock)
Mr. Superawesomeness: NO! My house!
Darwin: Don't mess with the fish! (Charges and air-kicks head off)
K.O.!

This Death Battle's winner is...
Darwin!
(Darwin does his victory dance from Inverted Paradox)