Since the dawn of time, people have always talked about fire and ice. Until Nintendo and SEGA took it to the extreme.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
P1> BLAZE, THE CAT
P2> ICE CLIMBERS, NINTENDO'S PALS
He's DopeLeafeon and I'm Rotom!
And we're here to study weapons, armor, and and skills to find out who would win THE ASSAULT!!
ASSAULT!!
From her day of birth, Blaze the Cat was a warrior.
We're not talking about who you think we're talking about!
She's the princess of Sol Zone, always never backing down from a fight. She has the ability of pyrokinesis, and she can access abilities similar to Sonic's, just...not...like them.
To replace the Spindash, she has the Burst Dash and the Spinning Claw.
And to replace the homing attack, she's got her Fire Claw, which quickly launches herself at the opponent and swipes.
She's got her Axel Jump to replace the the regular jump, and the Axel Tornado, making her literally a fire typhoon.
She also has her boost! It's the same thing, but fire!
She can even hover! Like Iron Man, but that's still hovering!
But when she runs out of Trump Cards, she always has those retreat moves. And while it doesn't have a name, she can teleport into battle with a burst of flames treated like a portal. And that's it.
On top of that, she turns into Burning Blaze when she reaches power levels over 9,000.
More like when she collects the seven Sol Emeralds, but okay.
Buuuut Blaze DOES have some weaknesses.
She's afraid of heights.
End of story.
ASSAULT!!
Once upon a time, two kids wanted to climb a mountain. So they did! With no training at all whatsoever!
That's illegal!
Yeeeeeeeeah!
Also known as Popo and Nana, these small fighters mainly use their wooden hammers as weapons.
And they can do a lot with them too! They can break hard brick, they can flip with them in the air, as well as spin with them without getting nauseous.
They can even launch icebergs.
But by far, their most powerful weapon is their huge iceberg attack.
When they grab the Smash Ball, they can summon a HUGE iceberg out of nowhere!
When enemies are even in the area of this iceberg, they either freeze or take huge damage.
Try to climb it again? Good luck.
They can't speak though. They're, like, only babies.
Are there any police where they are! Don't think babies should be climbing mountains...
Hey guys!
ICE CLIMBER!
Just get rid of your friends, and climb the iceberg!
...what?
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight! Here we gooo!
ASSAULT!!
(The Ice Climbers successfully climb a mountain)
Ice Climbers: ^o^
(they find a palace)
Popo: (points to palace)
Nana: (shrugs)
(they both run to the palace)
(they explore the cold rooms)
(Blaze is also in the palace)
Blaze: This place doesn't look like it is in very good shape. I must report the location back home. Maybe they can investigate.
Popo: (sees Blaze) Wah! (slips and falls down)
Nana: ? (assumes Blaze hurt Popo)
(Ice Climber - Super Smash Bros.)
Popo: (gets up)
Ice Climbers: (grab their hammers and point them at Blaze)
Blaze: (hands turn to fire)
Get ready for the assault! ENGAGE!!
Blaze: (uses Axel Jump, then Axel Tornado)
Ice Climbers: Wah! (get out of the way)
Blaze: (uses Fire Claw)
(Ice Climbers block)
Popo: (holds tiny iceberg)
Nana: (holds hammer)
Popo: (tosses iceberg)
Nana: (hits it)
Blaze: Ungh!
Ice Climbers: (spin attacks)
Blaze: (uses Burst Dash)
Ice Climbers: (hit it back)
Blaze: (uses Axel Tornado again)
Ice Climbers: (keep shooting icebergs)
(Blaze is not affected)
Ice Climbers: Wah! (run away)
(the fire reaches them, and they burn to ashes)
Blaze: Hmph. Pathetic.
KO
FIRE KITTIEZ
The Ice Climbers may have the edge in a colder climate, but Blaze has too much for the 'Climbers to deal with. Plus, fire melts ice. Why didn't anyone know that before?
Blaze doesn't even need transformations for such easy opponents. KOing one doesn't take out the other, but fire can melt the human skin. The Ice Climbers are no different, even if they can resist temperatures that even Mount Everest climbers can't handle.
Obviously, the winner is Blaze the Cat.
ASSAULT!!
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
P1> BLAZE, THE CAT
P2> ICE CLIMBERS, NINTENDO'S PALS
He's DopeLeafeon and I'm Rotom!
And we're here to study weapons, armor, and and skills to find out who would win THE ASSAULT!!
ASSAULT!!
From her day of birth, Blaze the Cat was a warrior.
We're not talking about who you think we're talking about!
She's the princess of Sol Zone, always never backing down from a fight. She has the ability of pyrokinesis, and she can access abilities similar to Sonic's, just...not...like them.
To replace the Spindash, she has the Burst Dash and the Spinning Claw.
And to replace the homing attack, she's got her Fire Claw, which quickly launches herself at the opponent and swipes.
She's got her Axel Jump to replace the the regular jump, and the Axel Tornado, making her literally a fire typhoon.
She also has her boost! It's the same thing, but fire!
She can even hover! Like Iron Man, but that's still hovering!
But when she runs out of Trump Cards, she always has those retreat moves. And while it doesn't have a name, she can teleport into battle with a burst of flames treated like a portal. And that's it.
On top of that, she turns into Burning Blaze when she reaches power levels over 9,000.
More like when she collects the seven Sol Emeralds, but okay.
Buuuut Blaze DOES have some weaknesses.
She's afraid of heights.
End of story.
ASSAULT!!
Once upon a time, two kids wanted to climb a mountain. So they did! With no training at all whatsoever!
That's illegal!
Yeeeeeeeeah!
Also known as Popo and Nana, these small fighters mainly use their wooden hammers as weapons.
And they can do a lot with them too! They can break hard brick, they can flip with them in the air, as well as spin with them without getting nauseous.
They can even launch icebergs.
But by far, their most powerful weapon is their huge iceberg attack.
When they grab the Smash Ball, they can summon a HUGE iceberg out of nowhere!
When enemies are even in the area of this iceberg, they either freeze or take huge damage.
Try to climb it again? Good luck.
They can't speak though. They're, like, only babies.
Are there any police where they are! Don't think babies should be climbing mountains...
Hey guys!
ICE CLIMBER!
Just get rid of your friends, and climb the iceberg!
...what?
ASSAULT!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight! Here we gooo!
ASSAULT!!
(The Ice Climbers successfully climb a mountain)
Ice Climbers: ^o^
(they find a palace)
Popo: (points to palace)
Nana: (shrugs)
(they both run to the palace)
(they explore the cold rooms)
(Blaze is also in the palace)
Blaze: This place doesn't look like it is in very good shape. I must report the location back home. Maybe they can investigate.
Popo: (sees Blaze) Wah! (slips and falls down)
Nana: ? (assumes Blaze hurt Popo)
(Ice Climber - Super Smash Bros.)
Popo: (gets up)
Ice Climbers: (grab their hammers and point them at Blaze)
Blaze: (hands turn to fire)
Get ready for the assault! ENGAGE!!
Blaze: (uses Axel Jump, then Axel Tornado)
Ice Climbers: Wah! (get out of the way)
Blaze: (uses Fire Claw)
(Ice Climbers block)
Popo: (holds tiny iceberg)
Nana: (holds hammer)
Popo: (tosses iceberg)
Nana: (hits it)
Blaze: Ungh!
Ice Climbers: (spin attacks)
Blaze: (uses Burst Dash)
Ice Climbers: (hit it back)
Blaze: (uses Axel Tornado again)
Ice Climbers: (keep shooting icebergs)
(Blaze is not affected)
Ice Climbers: Wah! (run away)
(the fire reaches them, and they burn to ashes)
Blaze: Hmph. Pathetic.
KO
FIRE KITTIEZ
The Ice Climbers may have the edge in a colder climate, but Blaze has too much for the 'Climbers to deal with. Plus, fire melts ice. Why didn't anyone know that before?
Blaze doesn't even need transformations for such easy opponents. KOing one doesn't take out the other, but fire can melt the human skin. The Ice Climbers are no different, even if they can resist temperatures that even Mount Everest climbers can't handle.
Obviously, the winner is Blaze the Cat.
ASSAULT!!
