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Bees Vs. Spiders | JOKE BATTLE!

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470
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JOKE BATTLE!

(Bees are buzzing peacefully around their hive)
(Spiders make a web right next to it)
(Both sides prepare for battle)
Soaring like a butterfly, stinging like a bee! ENGAGE!
(Jumping Spider jumps on a Honey Bee)
(Honey Bee is knocked onto the ground)
(Tarantula comes out of hiding spot and nabs to eat)
Bumblebee: (Goes to find pollen)
Black Widow: (jumps to Honey Bee)
Honey Bee: (stings but dies)
Black Widow: (almost dead)
(Queen Bee flies in)
Black Widow: (gets up and jumps)
(Queen Bee dodges and stings)
(Jumping Spidet jumps super high)
(Queen Bee shakes it off and kills it)
(Wolf Spider backstabs it)
(Bumblebee comes back)
...
(Hornet Ex-Machina)
Hornet: (stings Wolf Spider)
(Wolf Spider still lives)
(Wolf Spider and Hornet have a big war)
(Wolf Spider is victorious)
Bumblebee: ...
(Every insect on the bee side stings)
K.O.!

This Joke Battle's winner is...
The Bees!
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  1. DopeLeafeon470
    DopeLeafeon470
    @Mewtwofan259 Oh.
    Well, you put two characters in your title, people assume it's two fighters XD
    Sep 13, 2017
  2. Mewtwofan259
  3. DopeLeafeon470
    DopeLeafeon470
    @Mewtwofan259
    I may have copied you in the past, but I swear, I have NEVER seen it...
    Sep 13, 2017
  4. Mewtwofan259
    Mewtwofan259
    I also posted a Joke Battle that involved two sides of 4-5 fighting against eachother...
    Sep 13, 2017
  5. qlovers
    qlovers
    ya like jazz?



    alright, i'll just. . . leave. . . now. . .
    Sep 13, 2017