AOA #3
@SylvieThePokemonTrainer
Me: How many times have you farted in your life?
The Fake Me: Do you believe in Lord Helix?
Oscar: Well, on that first question, obviously never. I'm too serious, too good of a leader to do something so... stupid.
.....
Oscar: Okay, so I fart like once right? And now, every time someone does so much as a single toot, everybody instantly blames it on me. It's stupid! It's obviously not me, it's only ever me like 10% of the time.
Okay, 25.
Solid 40.
50% if we're being harsh.
I'm just gonna stop there.
G.Sect: Okaaaay, onnn to the next one!
*demonic voice intensifies, room transfers into satanic ritual*
Oscar with glowing red eyes: HAIL THE DOME FOSSIL!
G.Sect: Okaaay, so that's been answered. Maybe we should just do two people's this time?
Oscar: If I have the time.
@PKMN Master G.K. Jet: Hey Oscar, what's your opinion on Zuvia?
Oscar: What's that mean?
G.Sect: It's like a ship name for those two.
Oscar: Ooooh, THOSE two.
Eh....
Ugh....
Maybe. If it benefits me. That's my answer to anything.
G.Sect: What does that even mean?
Oscar: Well one time, we were all just sitting around and they did something awkward earlier and they were just blushing, avoiding looking at each other completely silently. That was fun. If Zuvia means more of them not talking so much? I'm behind it all the way. It'll restore some of my lost sanity from the annoying me.
G.Sect: You're being extremely nice about how embarrassed poor Sylvia was. What's up with that? That also a game to make life better for you?
Oscar: Well... I understand how she feels. Like, that entire scene was my life. All the time. I can understand what she's going through, happens to me like all the time. Not sure if it being less noticeable is a blessing or a curse however.
G.Sect: Okay, that was cryptic, but it seems like we're ending here! We're all out of questions for today folks!
@SylvieThePokemonTrainer
Me: How many times have you farted in your life?
The Fake Me: Do you believe in Lord Helix?
Oscar: Well, on that first question, obviously never. I'm too serious, too good of a leader to do something so... stupid.
.....
Oscar: Okay, so I fart like once right? And now, every time someone does so much as a single toot, everybody instantly blames it on me. It's stupid! It's obviously not me, it's only ever me like 10% of the time.
Okay, 25.
Solid 40.
50% if we're being harsh.
I'm just gonna stop there.
G.Sect: Okaaaay, onnn to the next one!
*demonic voice intensifies, room transfers into satanic ritual*
Oscar with glowing red eyes: HAIL THE DOME FOSSIL!
G.Sect: Okaaay, so that's been answered. Maybe we should just do two people's this time?
Oscar: If I have the time.
@PKMN Master G.K. Jet: Hey Oscar, what's your opinion on Zuvia?
Oscar: What's that mean?
G.Sect: It's like a ship name for those two.
Oscar: Ooooh, THOSE two.
Eh....
Ugh....
Maybe. If it benefits me. That's my answer to anything.
G.Sect: What does that even mean?
Oscar: Well one time, we were all just sitting around and they did something awkward earlier and they were just blushing, avoiding looking at each other completely silently. That was fun. If Zuvia means more of them not talking so much? I'm behind it all the way. It'll restore some of my lost sanity from the annoying me.
G.Sect: You're being extremely nice about how embarrassed poor Sylvia was. What's up with that? That also a game to make life better for you?
Oscar: Well... I understand how she feels. Like, that entire scene was my life. All the time. I can understand what she's going through, happens to me like all the time. Not sure if it being less noticeable is a blessing or a curse however.
G.Sect: Okay, that was cryptic, but it seems like we're ending here! We're all out of questions for today folks!
