Before we begin, here's a link to the original. You should probably read it before you read this. https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/comments/6iuv5u/imsorry_found_this_on_someones_profile_im_dying/ (I'mSorry. Found this on someone's profile. I'm dying, lol. • r/niceguys)
I'm sorry you think I owe you sex because you bought me flowers I didn't ask for
I'm sorry you think that you deserve a reward for not raping me
I'm sorry that you expect me to sleep with you, even though I don't find you attractive
I'm sorry you think I have to be romantically interested in you in exchange for common decency
I'm sorry that, once again, you expect me to sleep with you, even though I don't find you attractive
I'm sorry that you think you're the only nice guy in existence (Spoiler alert, you're not nice) and that you think that I have to sleep with you because every other man who wants me is obviously an abuser
I'm sorry you think you can pay your way into my pants. I'm not some thing for you to buy
I'm sorry that my idea of a good time is different to yours, and that somehow, that makes me the bad guy
I'm sorry that you feel the need to hide the fact that you're terrible in bed by spewing crap about how you're the only man who would ever fuck me because you love me, and not just 'cause
I'm sorry that you feel entitled to my body, because you pretended to care about me
I'm sorry that you expect me to sleep with you because you didn't get mad at me for being drunk
I'm sorry that you expect me to sleep with you because you pretended to care when I needed help
I'm sorry that my autonomy and free will as a human being is inconvenient to your boner
I'm sorry you think that friendship with me would eventually lead to sex, like in a stupid rom-com
But most of all,
I'm sorry that we ever met, because you're a creep who thinks that pretending to care means that I owe you sex
I'm sorry that I thought we were actually friends, and that you weren't just trying to get into my pants the whole time
I'm sorry that you think that I'm obligated to go out with you just because you asked, even though I'm not interested, never have been, and never will be
I'm sorry that you think that going out of your way to pretend to care means that I have to have sex with you, and/or date you
I'm sorry you stopped pretending to care when you realised I won't ever let you hit it
I don't date assholes. You only say that because the men I date get to be with me, and/or fuck me, and you don't. You only say that they're assholes, because you live in some Hollywood movie fantasy, where I'll eventually end up with you, not because I'm attracted to you, or because you have things in common with me, but because you're ~such~ a nice guy, and so obviously, you deserve me. Because I'm not a human being, with needs and wants. I'm just a prize for you to win.
If you know a toxic arsehole like this, copy and paste this, and send it to them
I'm sorry you think I owe you sex because you bought me flowers I didn't ask for
I'm sorry you think that you deserve a reward for not raping me
I'm sorry that you expect me to sleep with you, even though I don't find you attractive
I'm sorry you think I have to be romantically interested in you in exchange for common decency
I'm sorry that, once again, you expect me to sleep with you, even though I don't find you attractive
I'm sorry that you think you're the only nice guy in existence (Spoiler alert, you're not nice) and that you think that I have to sleep with you because every other man who wants me is obviously an abuser
I'm sorry you think you can pay your way into my pants. I'm not some thing for you to buy
I'm sorry that my idea of a good time is different to yours, and that somehow, that makes me the bad guy
I'm sorry that you feel the need to hide the fact that you're terrible in bed by spewing crap about how you're the only man who would ever fuck me because you love me, and not just 'cause
I'm sorry that you feel entitled to my body, because you pretended to care about me
I'm sorry that you expect me to sleep with you because you didn't get mad at me for being drunk
I'm sorry that you expect me to sleep with you because you pretended to care when I needed help
I'm sorry that my autonomy and free will as a human being is inconvenient to your boner
I'm sorry you think that friendship with me would eventually lead to sex, like in a stupid rom-com
But most of all,
I'm sorry that we ever met, because you're a creep who thinks that pretending to care means that I owe you sex
I'm sorry that I thought we were actually friends, and that you weren't just trying to get into my pants the whole time
I'm sorry that you think that I'm obligated to go out with you just because you asked, even though I'm not interested, never have been, and never will be
I'm sorry that you think that going out of your way to pretend to care means that I have to have sex with you, and/or date you
I'm sorry you stopped pretending to care when you realised I won't ever let you hit it
I don't date assholes. You only say that because the men I date get to be with me, and/or fuck me, and you don't. You only say that they're assholes, because you live in some Hollywood movie fantasy, where I'll eventually end up with you, not because I'm attracted to you, or because you have things in common with me, but because you're ~such~ a nice guy, and so obviously, you deserve me. Because I'm not a human being, with needs and wants. I'm just a prize for you to win.
If you know a toxic arsehole like this, copy and paste this, and send it to them