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Stat Stadium: Stat Stadium Episode 3

by Thieving Fox

Thieving Fox The 2 most suckiest video game characters ever battle it out.
Bolt: In the world of gaming, there is obviously going to be enemies who are plain horrible fighters. Screwball: Waddle Dee, the loyal servant of King Dedede! Bolt: And Koopa, Bowser's main Troopa Force. Screwball: He's Bolt and I'm Screwball! Bolt: And were here to analyze their weapons armor and skills to see who would win a battle. Koopa- Bolt: Koopa is Bowser's main soldier in the war against Mario. He is a yellow turtle with a green(sometimes red) shells. Green tends to be more straight forward, while Red is smarter, not spinning off a cliff. Screwball: Even though there turtles, the midgets are actually faster then normal ones, and are experts at all sports! Even Cart Racing! GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME! Bolt: Koopas are loyal, but are very cowardly, and their main way of attacking is hiding in their shells and spinning at their foes, and many just run away. Screwball: Some can fly by sprouting wings and become ParaTroopas. That means they can use fly and rapid spin! Lol! Bolt: All in all, the Koopa has true Turtle Power. Waddle Dee- Bolt: Though they look like orange kirbies clones with primate faces, Waddle Dees are very formidable. They are loyal, but they are reckless as well, normally running straight at their opponents for a hard headbutt! Screwball: Waddle Dees arsenal contains of bombs, spears, boxing gloves, swords and healing items! Sometimes, they can even use a Kame-Hame-Ha! Awesome! Bolt: Though Waddle Dees are loyal to their king, they do also help Kirby and they can use their spears to fly.- A Waddle Dee walks down a stadium, jumping up and down, until he bumps into a Koopa, who turns around, glaring. FIGHT! Koopa sprouts wings, while Dee uses his propeller spear technique to fly. The two continue to bump in to each other, until a Piranha Plant tries to eat them, scaring them, and they fall to the ground, then through nearby bombs at each other. An explosion sends them back, but Koopa uses his shell spin to knock Waddle Dee into the air, then slams him down with a kick. Dee pulls out his sword, and Koopa pulls out a boomerang, and they both through their weapons. Koopa ducks into his shell to deflect the attack as Dee swiftly jumps, then kicks Koopa into a pipe, which sends him down. Dee follows in pursuit. The two stop again, and with a glare, Koopa ducks into his shell, and Dee pulls out his spear, and the 2 cross, but both land into a pit of lava that surrounded the underground stadium. DOUBLE KO! Screwball: NO! Another tie! Bolt: Koopa's defense an Dee's weaponary match each other, but their the two enemies were too oblivious for their own good. This battle is a draw! Screwball: Decide who sucked the most in the comments!
  1. Thieving Fox
    Thieving Fox
    Mario vs Sonic has been made.
    Dec 26, 2014
  2. Thieving Fox
    Thieving Fox
    Sonic vs. Mario? Didn't Screw Attack do that already? Meh, I'll gather new information on the characters, so okay.
    Oct 17, 2014
  3. Adrian2AMBoss
    So Do Sonic vs Mario Next PLZ
    Oct 17, 2014