Nuzlocke
(I am not going to go move by move in the battles just battle dialog and this is just for fun I own none of this)
Location: Justin’s home second floor
Justin’s inner thoughts: Why do I even bother with this old thing? Then NES sucks! Wait didn’t Oak want to see me about something? Better stop playing and go see what he wanted.
Location: Oak’s lab
Justin: Umm where is the old man?
Joseph (rival): Not here. I don’t want know where he could be it’s a small town with like two houses and a lab.
Justin: Don’t forget the homeless people walking around. In any case I’m going to leave town and see if he is in the next town.
Joseph: Don’t get killed.
Justin: I won’t.
Location: Pallet town
Justin: Well here I go.
Professor Oak: Wait!
Justin: Oh my Arceus! Where did you come from!?
Professor Oak: I don’t know. But it’s not safe to go alone but come with me back to my lab and we can fix that.
Location: Oak’s lab
Joseph: It’s about time I have been here all day!
Oak: Why? Oh right I told you to meet me here. Just wait. Justin there are three Pokémon here I want you to have one of these.
Joseph: Wait! Why does he get to go first?
Oak: Because I said so! And you will get one so chill.
(Justin walks over to the table)
Justin: hmm…
Charmander: Come on pick me I breathe fire!
Squirtle: That’s a lie she only knows scratch.
(Charmander jumps across the table and used scratch on Squirtle’s eye then Squirtle starts crying in pain)
Balbusuar: Hey. Hey kid look what I can do. Rrrrrr (two vines shot out of Balbusuar’s back) heh, heh.
Charmander: Yeah that’s great. Look what is he going to do (pointing a Squirtle crying) squirt water? Yeah that’s fantastic.
Squirtle: My eyes they hurt so much! I think they are bleeding!
Charmander: Then there is this thing (pointing a Balbusuar) I don’t even know what that is some kind of vegetable?
Balbusuar (looking at the vines in his back): Now how do I put them back in?
Charmander: Then there is me the walking flamethrower. What would you rather have in a battle?
Squirtle: Don’t listen to her the first gym is rock type you will get killed I you pick her! I on the other hand double as a floatation devise in event of an emergence.
Charmander: That has to be the dumbest thing you have ever said.
Joseph: Just hurry up in choose.
Justin: Charmander and what do you think of the name Amber?
Amber: I like it! (Looks back at the two on the table) WHAT NOW!
Joseph: Justin you are an idiot you should have picked Squirtle which is what I’m picking.
Justin: Joe if you really think I’m an idiot then put your money where your mouth is and battle me and then we will see who made the right choice!
Joseph: You’re on!
Battle begins
Justin: Amber you ready!?
Amber: This is going to be quick!
Battle ends
Joseph: Justin you got lucky this time but you won’t be next time.
Justin: I look forward to it.
Location: Viridian city (mart)
Cashier: Hey, you’re from pallet town! Take this to Oak it just arrived for him.
Justin: And if I don’t?
Cashier: Then you won’t be able to buy supplies anywhere I have connections and can see to it. Plus I will cut you if you don’t.
Justin: Back to town it is then!
Location: Oak’s lab
Oak: Justin what are you doing back here?
Justin: I got this from the cashier at the mart in Viridian.
Joseph: Hey Oak wasn’t there something else you wanted?
Oak: Right I wanted to give you two these. This is a pokedex and… (Justin fades out) AND…
Justin: What!?
Oak: These pokeballs so you can catch other Pokémon.
Justin: Cool.
Location: Route 1
Amber: Well Oak wanted us to catch new Pokémon so be might want to start here.
Justin: Sure why not.
Battle begins
Justin (sarcastically): Oh boy a Rattata. Let’s catch it.
Amber: Okay then.
Battle ends Rattata was caught
Justin: I guess we will call you Timantha (Honestly I couldn’t think of anything and it fit in the space I had to work with). Now let’s go train.
Location: Viridian city
R.I.P Timantha
Amber: Can’t believe she didn’t make it I mean that Pidgey just came out of nowhere and kill her.
Justin: Well that’s life hey let’s go see what Pokémon are on the route over there.
Amber: How can you be so heartless?!
Justin: She was with us for like two minutes what am I supposed to do? Cry over someone I don’t know?
Amber: Good point.
Location: route 22 (well that escalated quickly)
Battle begins
Justin: Cool a Mankey!
Amber: Let me guess you want to catch it.
Justin: Yeah!
Battle ends Mankey was caught
Justin: I’m going to call him Goku.
Goku: I’m itching for a good fight right now.
One training session later…
Joseph: Justin if you are planning to take on the Pokémon league then forget it you need eight badges before you can do that.
Justin: Good to know.
Joseph: So how about that rematch?
Justin: Fine by me.
Battle begins
Justin: Amber you ready!?
Amber: Yeah I am!
Ten minutes later…
Amber: How about you take a swing at this Goku!?
Goku: Let me at them! It’s time for me to scratch that itch!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Joseph: Just wait I will beat you sooner or later!
Justin: Comeback anytime you want to try again.
Joseph: I’m going to hold you to that see you later.
Amber: Well I guess we should head the other way.
Justin: Alright then.
Location: route two
Battle begins
Justin: Hey it’s a Pidgey! I’m going to catch it!
Goku: Fine by me!
Battle ends Pidgey was caught
Justin: I’m going to call him Wildstar.
Wildstar: I can live with that.
One training session later…
Location: Viridian forest
Battle begins
Justin: Nice a Pikachu!
Amber: Oh we are so catching it!
Battle ends Pikachu was caught
Justin: Well I’m going to call you Sparket.
Sparket: Works for me.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: Pewter city
Justin: Now off to the gym and get our first badge!
Goku: I’m all for it but I think we need a rest first.
Justin: Fine. A quick rest and a quick cup of coffee …THEN to the gym to get our first badge!
One quick rest a cup of coffee and a few gym trainers later
Location: Pewter city gym
Brock: Aaaa. It seems we have a challenger.
Justin: Can we just get this over with?
Battle begins
Justin: Wildstar show him what you are made of!
Wildstar: Got it!
One minute later…
Wildstar: Help… me…
Goku: Let me handle this!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Boulder badge
Brock: Take this CD and get out.
Justin (looking at the CD): I don’t know why but I hate these things already.
Location: just outside Pewter city
Guy in a lab coat: Hey Justin!
Justin: Do I know you?
Lab assistant: I’m one of Oaks lab assistances any way your mom wanted me to bring this to you.
Justin (opening the box): My shoes? How can my shoes be in the box when I’m wearing them right… (Looks down at his feet and notices he doesn’t have any shoes on)… now. How did I forget to put these on?
Lab assistant: Well I have to get back to the lab (leaves)
Amber: Hurry up and put your shoes on so we can get going.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: Route three
Battle begins
Justin: Umm is that a Jigglypuff!?
Amber: With a marker and why does it look like it’s about to sing!?
Justin: Okay let’s try to catch it be for its starts singing!
Amber: I’m getting… (Falls asleep)
Justin: (yawn) this isn’t good must kill or catch…
Battle ends Jigglypuff was caught
Justin: I’m going to call you… (Yawn) Jiggyly. (Falls asleep)
Location: pewter city Pokémon center
Justin (waking up): Huh? Wait how did I get here?
Nurse Joy: Some nice trainer with a Squirtle found you asleep on route three.
Justin: A Squirtle? (Inner thoughts: Joseph).
Nurse Joy: While you were a sleep we healed your Pokémon and put that Jigglypuff in the PC.
Justin: Umm thanks well I got to go.
Even more training and trainer battles later…
Location: MT. Moon
Battle begins
Justin: It’s a…a…a… Zubat…
Sparket: You okay?
Justin (twitching): Zubat…Zu…Zu…Zubat….
Goku: I think we have lost him.
Amber: Well let’s hope killing this thing snaps him out of this!
Battle ends Zubat was killed in a fiery inferno
Justin (snaps back to his senses): Oh thank Arceus it’s gone. This happens every time I see a zubat and I don’t know why. At any rate let’s get going.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Justin: Umm do you guys think that he is a member of M.I.B?
Amber: No he has a big red R on his chest!
Justin: Well I’m going to go ask if he is.
Goku: I don’t think this is a good Idea.
Wildstar: Yeah I with them on this one.
Sparket: Fine you guys stay here I’m going with him.
Wildstar: Why?
Sparket: I have always wanted to meet a member of M.I.B!
Wildstar: Wha… Whaa…but… you know what fine you two go.
(Justin walks over to the guy in black)
Justin: Hey dude, are you a member of Men in Black?
Rocket grunt: Are you stupid or something? I am a member of Team Rocket!
Justin: So what you’re saying is you are a member?
Rocket grunt: I’m a Pokémon gangster!
(Justin and Sparket stare blackly at him)
Rocket grunt: I’M EVIL!
Justin: Evil! Battle!
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket make this quick!
Sparket: Got it!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Justin: Okay guys let’s get going.
Even more training and trainer battles later…
Justin: Whoa! What’s with the glowing Amber?
Wildstar: She is evolving.
Justin: Okay as long as she doesn’t explode into a million pieces.
Amber: Yeah that would not be fun! And look the exit!
Location: route four
Battle begins
Justin: Hey it’s a Sandshrew! And I’m out of pokeballs… great!
Goku: So we are not catching it!? Fine by me!
Battle ends Sandshrew died
Location: Cerulean city
Joseph: Justin!
Justin: Huh? Oh its you.By the way thanks for dragging me to the center when you found me on route three.
Joseph: Don’t mention it. And now I want a rematch.
Justin: Alright let’s do this!
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket you are up first!
Sparket: this is going to be easy!
Ten minutes later…
Goku: I want a turn!
Sparket: Don’t let me stop you!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Joseph: Hey Justin you should go see bill he created the PC storage system we have been using.
Justin: I’ll do that.
Joseph: See you later. (Walks away)
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: route 25
Wildstar: Hey I’m evolving!
Goku: I bet you will be a giant fire breathing bird that farts ice cream!
Amber: WHAT!?
Justin: Or a just a bigger version of you.
Sparket: I’m with Justin on this one.
Wildstar: I hate it when you two are right.
Even more training and trainer battles later…
Location: bill’s house
Sparket: Hey guys let’s play a game while we wait for Bill to show up we can use that Pokémon over there as a ball!
Bill: I’m not a Pokémon! My name is Bill I was doing an experiment when something went wrong and I got turned in to a Pokémon!
Justin: Aaaa it thinks it’s people.
Bill: Can one of you it the button on my computer so I can fix this?
Amber: I got this.
(Bill steps in to the big machine in the room lights flash and walks out)
Bill: Finally I’m me again!
Justin: You are a very smart Pokémon you turned yourself in to a human. Hey maybe you can tell me where Bill went?
Bill: I am Bill!
Justin: Sure you are.
Bill: I take it you are the one Joseph was taking about. Here just take this and just go away it’s an invite for a party on a boat maybe it will sink while you are on it.
Justin: I love parties!
Amber: No party until you beat the gym
Justin: But…
Amber: I will set you on fire if you don’t.
Justin: Fine.
Several gym trainers later…
Location: Cerulean gym
Leader Misty: You’re a new face and OH MY ARCEUS! YOU HAVE A CHARMILON!
Justin: Yes and you are in a bikini can we battle now?
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket your up!
Sparket: I will make this quick!
Ten minutes later…
Sparket: Tag out!
Goku: Then tag me in!
Three minutes later…
Goku: Umm help!
Wildstar: Let me show you how it’s done!
One minute later…
Wildstar (climbing out of the water): I got wet!
Amber: Let me handle this!
Eleven minutes later…
Amber: I hate water!
Sparket: Let me give this another shot!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Cascade badge plus a CD
Justin: So much hate for such a small little disk.
Location: outside random house in cerulean city
Police officer: These people have been robed.
Justin: Uh-Hu. So I’m just going to go inside now.
Location: inside the random house
Justin: Hey cool a hole in the wall!
Location: Outside
Justin: Oh joy another one of you.
Rocket grunt: You won’t stop me!
Battle begins
Justin: Make this quick Wildstar!
Wildstar: Can do!
Battle ends
Rocket grunt: Here take the CD.
Justin: And why would I… and he is gone.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: route 6
Battle begins
Justin: Hey it’s a Meowth! Now Goku don’t kill it!
Goku: If want to catch it then I shouldn’t be the one to weaken it!
Sparket: I’ll do it!
Battle ends Meowth was caught
Justin: hmm I will call you General.
General: (hiss)
Justin: Umm okay then.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: route 11
Battle begins
Justin: A Drowzee!
Amber: Okay I will just use one tenth of my strength!
Battle ends Drowzee was burned to a crisp
Amber: Oops.
Location: Pokémon fan club
Chairman: Hey young man let me tell you about me and my Pokémon our story begins in the 15th century…
Nine hours later…
Chairman: … and that’s how I save Christmas!
Justin: (snoring). Huh what?
Chairman: For actually listening to my story I am going to give you this. You can trade it for a bike at the bike shop.
Justin: (yawn) sure thanks whatever bye.
Location: bike shop
Justin: Here take this and give me my free bike.
Shop owner: This is an invite to a party on a boat.
Justin: Oops wrong one.
Shop owner: Take you pick you can have any bike in here.
Justin: Umm I want that one hanging on the wall.
Shop owner: But that’s a motocross bike you can’t have that.
Justin: Hey you said any bike and a motocross bike is indeed bikes now help me get it down or you will have a massive lawsuit on your hands.
Shop owner: (sigh) Fine.
Justin: Now to crash that party!
Location: S.S. Anne
A lot of over partying some trainer battles and throwing up later…
(Justin vomiting in a trash can)
Amber: So what did you learn?
Justin: Nothing and I never will!
Sparket: What did I do last night?
Wildstar: We haven’t seen you in a week.
Justin: Wait I just spent a whole week partying none stop?
Goku: Yeah.
Justin and Sparket: New record! This call for another party!
Amber: NO!
Justin: Fine better find out what I did all week.
Amber: You battled a lot of people then the captain challenged you to a game of his choice and then we didn’t see you for couple of days.
Some wandering around trying to piece together what happen that week later…
Justin: Well the only one I haven’t talked to is the captain.
Joseph: Justin!?
Justin: Aaaa Not so loud my head hurts.
Joseph: I came to talk to the captain about a CD but he just kept saying something about losing a challenge. I think he is crazy. Hey you up for a rematch?
Justin: Sure!
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket!
Sparket: Shhh!
Ten minutes later…
Sparket: Okay my head hurts I’m done here!
Goku: Guess I’m up then!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Joseph: Son of a female Growlithe! Well at any rate I will see you later.
Justin: Why is everyone so loud?
Sparket: I don’t know but I think that is there captain.
Captain: (Throws up in the trash) how is it I lost I’m Irish, Russian and Canadian!?(Throws up)
Justin: Um captain?
Captain: You! How is it you beat me?
Justin: I don’t know but…
Captain: Just take this and leave me alone!
Justin (sarcastically): Oh boy a CD. I guess I will go challenge the gym. (Leaves)
Several gym trainers later…
Justin: I’m here to challenge the gym leader and crush his or her spirit.
Leader LT. Surge (in a deep intimidating voice): YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME!
Justin (in an intimidated tone): umm…
Leader LT. Surge (in a deep intimidating voice): YOU WANNA GO!
Justin (in an intimidated tone): …Help…
Leader LT. Surge (in a deep intimidating voice): A KID LIKE YOU WOULDN’T STAND A CHANCE AGAINTS ME!
Justin: what was that?
Leader LT. Surge (in a deep intimidating voice): A KID LIKE…
Justin: Yeah, that’s what I thought you said.
Leader LT. Surge (in a deep intimidating voice): SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT LIITLE MAN!
Battle begins
Justin: Amber you’re up!
Amber: This is going to be quick!
Twelve minutes later…
Amber: General why do you take a swing at this.
General: (hiss) Okay!
Nineteen minutes later…
Sparket: It’s not possible…
General: What!?
Sparket: That’s my brother!
Wildstar: That Raichu is your brother!?
Sparket: Yeah, now move out of my way!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Thunder badge plus a CD
LT. Surge (crying): Don’t hurt me.
Justin: Don’t ever call me a kid! (Leaves)
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: Rock tunnel
Battle begins
Justin: Zubat kill it!
General: Okay relax!
Battle ends
Justin: It’s so dark in here.
Amber: I can barely see anything.
Wildstar: Looks like we are wandering around in the dark till we find the exit.
Some wandering around in the dark one training session and a couple of trainer battles later…
Justin: Oh no there is a light at the end of the tunnel I’m dead this is horrible!
Goku: No it’s the exit.
Amber: At last!
Location: Lavender town
Justin: Hmm that giant tower looks interesting let’s go check it out after a quick rest.
One quick rest later…
Location: Pokémon tower
Justin: Joseph I didn’t expect to see you here!
Joseph (possessed echo in his voice): You…
Justin: Dude… you okay?
Joseph (possessed echo in his voice): I will not let his death be in vain… I will beat you and avenge him!
Justin: That’s a no.
Battle begins
Justin: Maybe if we beat him he will snap out of this!
Sparket: It’s worth a shot!
Two hours later…
Sparket: Okay I can’t keep this up.
Wildstar: Then tag me in!
Thirty minutes later…
Wildstar (rolling around on fire): Aaaa!
General: let me show you all how it’s done!
Forty-five minutes later…
Goku: Let me trade places with you are going to die!
General: Relax, I got this…
(General gets tossed a cross the room in to a tombstone that brakes in two crushing and killing him)
Goku: Aaaaaaaaaaa!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Goku: Aaaaaaaaaaa! (Starts to evolve)
Justin: Goku?
Goku: Aaaa!
Joseph (possessed echo in his voice): Now you know my pain!
Amber: Umm. That didn’t work.
Justin: Don’t worry. I got a plain B.
Joseph (possessed echo in his voice): Hahahaha…
(Justin punches Joseph in the face knocking him out cold)
Amber: THAT WAS YOUR PLAN B!
Justin: You had a better idea?
Amber: Well… No. but how do you know that it will work.
Justin: I don’t I’m just going to hope for the best. So let’s bury general and get going.
(R.I.P General)
One sad funeral followed by a training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: top floor of a random building in Celadon city
(In Justin’s head)
Justin: Random pokeball on a table maybe if I’m really quiet I can take it without that guy noticing.
Amber: Justin. Don’t do it.
Justin: Aaaa! What are you doing in here?
Amber: I don’t know. But don’t take that pokeball.
Justin: Okay I will make a deal with you if I can get it without him noticing then I keep it if not then you get so set me on fire whenever you want.
Amber: Deal!
(Real world)
(Justin sneaks across the room in a ninja suit over to the pokeball while tripping over everything and breaking several vases in the process gets the ball and gets out without being noticed for some reason)
Amber: You had luck on your side.
Justin: No its called skill (trips and falls down the stairs)
Location: outside the building
Justin: Okay let’s see what in this thing (ball opens) hey cool an Eevee.
Sean: Hey there, my name is Sean.
Justin: How would you like to join us on our journey?
Sean: And what journey is that?
Justin: To be the very best.
Sean: Like no one ever was.
(Team rocket grunt in the city start to sing the original opening to the Pokémon anime
Everyone: WHAT IN THE NAME OF KANTO WAS THAT?
Sean: And yeah I will go with you guys its better than sitting in a ball on a table doing nothing all day.
One training secession and several trainer battles later…
Justin: Hey look a casino! Let’s go gamble!
Location: game corner
Sean: Hey why is that guy staring at that poster?
Justin: Well let’s find out.
Rocket Grunt: I’m doing nothing suspicious! BATTLE!
Battle begins
Justin: Sean make this quick!
Sean: It will be!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Rocket grunt: Panic mode! (Throws a smoke bomb)
Justin: (cough) look pretty red button.
Goku: Don’t do it Justin.
Justin: But…
Amber: No!
Justin: Fine.
Sparket: Must push … RED BUTTON!
Button: click.
(A hidden stair case was reviled)
Wildstar: I think we just found a team rocket base.
Sean: Let’s go check it out.
Several grunt battles later…
Location: rocket base
Justin: Alright who is in charge here?
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): I am. The is name Giovanni.
Justin: You. Me. Battle. Now!
Battle begins
Justin: Goku your up!
Goku: This is going to be fun!
Fifty nine minutes later…
Goku: It’s almost over!
(Kangaskhan punches Goku and flies into the wall snapping his necking upon impact)
Amber: Rrrrrr! That’s it! That thing is going down!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and Amber set Kangaskhan on fire burning it to a crisp
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): What a fool actually caring for you Pokémon. We will meet again. (Throws a smoke bomb and disappears)
Justin: Rrrrrr… what’s this? Looks like goggles of some sort.
Sean: And there is a letter attached to it.
(Justin reads the letter)
Letter: With this you can see the unseen.
Wildstar: Well that was a waste of paper.
Justin: Okay lets go give Goku a proper burial.
One sad funeral later…
(R.I.P Goku)
Location: Pokémon tower
Sean: Why are we here this place gives me the creeps.
Justin: I don’t know why but I feel like something is not right here in the tower and we are going to find out what!
Battle begins
Justin: It’s a Gastly!
Amber: It might know all the ins and outs of this place!
Battle ends Gastly was caught
Justin: Let’s call you Hollow. And you are going to need some training.
Hollow: Alright when do we start?
One training session and several possessed trainer battles later…
Justin: Hey cool Hollow is evolving!
Sparket: I bet she will be able to breathe fire!
Amber: I do that. Breathing fire is my thing!
Hollow: Or I look more evil.
Justin: That works too… Now back to training!
Even more training and trainer battles later…
???: Back again I see…
Justin: Wait I recognize that echo.
Sean: But I don’t see any one.
???: Losing one wasn’t enough…
Amber: It must be the sprit that possessed Joseph…
Wildstar: Wait! Remember what the letter said!
Justin: “With this you can see the unseen.” Alright let’s see what you really look like!
Battle begins
Justin: A Marowak!
Hollow: Let me handle this! After all I am a spirit too.
Battle ends
Marowak spirit: Aaaaaaaaaaa! (Disappears)
Justin: Something still feels off about this place.
Wildstar: Maybe because of all the dead Pokémon I here! Let’s get out of here.
Amber: Hey is that a Team Rocket hat?
Sparket: Then the must be up stairs.
Justin: Let’s go!
Several grunt battles later…
Justin: Hey old man you alright?
Mr. Fugi: Heh what? Where am I? Who you? I’m Mr. Fugi.
Justin: That’s a yes.
Mr. Fugi: Hey come with me back to my place I have something you might find use full
Location: Mr. Fugi’s house
Justin: Don’t be a CD. Don’t be a CD. Don’t be a CD. Don’t be a CD.
Mr. Fugi: Take this pokeflute.
Justin: I take it back can I have a CD.
Mr. Fugi: You can use it to wake sleeping Pokémon.
Justin: Gee thanks…
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location:
Justin: Umm okay so how do we get passed this thing?
Sean: We wake it up I guess.
Several attempts to wake the sleeping Pokémon later…
Wildstar: Hey what about that flute?
Justin: Hey yeah! (Takes it out of his bag and proceeds to hit the sleeping Pokémon with it)
Wildstar: I meant play it.
Justin: Ohhh…
(Justin plays the pokeflute
Battle begins
Justin: A Snorlax!
Sparket: I will try not to kill it!
Battle ends Snorlax was caught
Justin: We’ll call him Trollusuar.
Trollusuar: Yeah sure whatever got any food?
Wildstar: Now what?
Amber I think there was a gym back in Celadon.
Justin: Back to Celadon city!
Location: celadon city
Justin: Now to the gym!
Several gym trainers later
Location: gym
Leader Erika: I love nature.
Justin: I hate it.
Leader Erika: How dare you say that!
Battle begins
Justin: Sean try to make this quick!
Sean: Can do!
Thirty two minutes later…
Sean: Tag out!
Hollow: Then let me in there!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Rainbow badge plus a CD
Justin: Wow this is sad I didn’t even set one of them on fire. (Leaves)
Erika: Did he say fire?
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: safari zone
Sean: Why are we here?
Justin: There are supposed to be some cool Pokémon here.
Wildstar: Makes sense.
Battle begins
Justin: Oh my Arceus! A Dratini!
Amber: Then get it don’t just stand there!
Battle ends Dratini was caught
Justin: I will call you Dart.
Drat: Alright!
Alright we need to train you but I don’t have the time to do it so…
Location: route 5 daycare
Justin: … So this guy is going to do it.
Day care man: okay stop by later to see how he is doing.
(Dart was left at the day care)
Location: Saffron city
Sean: Wow look at all the team rocket members.
Wildstar: They seem to be guarding that large building.
Amber: Bet they are up there partying about a successful take over.
Justin: Then let’s crash that party.
Location: Silph co. building
Several grunt battles later…
Joseph: Hey Justin.
Justin: Umm hey.
Joseph: Hey would you happen to know how I got this black eye?
Justin: No. No idea…so you up for a rematch?
Joseph: You’re on!
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket your up!
Sparket: I will make this quick!
Ten minutes later…
Sparket: Okay I’m bored so someone else take over!
Trollusuar: Maybe I can eat them?!
Thirty minutes later…
Hollow: I better take over before he eats his team!
Battle ends
Joseph: See you around. (Leaves)
Random guy: wow. What a battle here take this Lapras.
Justin: Okay then. I guess we will call her… Loc Ness and she is going to the PC never to be seen again.
A couple grunt battles later…
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): We meet again.
Justin: Shut up and battle.
Battle begins
Justin: Sean!
Sean: Got it!
Twenty minutes later…
Sean: This is going to be…(looks up and sees Nidoqueen flying through the air and come crashing down)
(Sean goes spat underneath Nidoqueen)
Justin: That was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!
Hollow: They are going to pay for this!
One hour later…
Hollow: Sparket switch with me!
Sparket: Got it!
Battle ends
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): You are really starting to become a thorn in my side. (Throws a smoke bomb)
CEO: Good show! Here take this as a reward.
Justin: A purple pokeball?
CEO: It’s called the master ball and it can catch anything in one shot.
Justin: cool. (Cleans up what is left of Sean then leaves)
One sad funeral later…
(R.I.P Sean)
Location: route 5 day care
Justin: I will be taking Dart back now.
Day care man: But dart needs to spend more time…
Justin: Yeah don’t care I train him myself. (Leaves)
(Justin picked Dart up from the daycare)
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Amber: Justin Dart is evolving
Justin: Taking all bets here what do you think dart will evolve into.
Hollow: 20 on only a size change!
Trollusuar: 10on into something edible!
Sparket: 100 on into a giant fire breathing chicken!
Amber: Better not breathe fire!
Wildstar: 5 on into robot!
Justin: And the winner is… Hollow! Alright, enough betting back to training.
Even more training and trainer battles later…
Amber: Justin…
Justin: Let me guess Wildstar
Amber: Yeah.
Justin: And he changed in to an even bigger bird.
Amber: Uh Hu.
Wildstar: Bring it on!
A lot more training and trainer battles later …
(At some point I’m going to run out of trainers to fight)
Sparket: It’s Amber this time.
Justin: OH COME ON!
Amber: Relax.
Justin: I will when we are done training.
(You get the point) later…
Location: Fuchsia city
Justin: Okay now I can relax.
Amber: Then to the gym for another badge.
Justin: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, wait I’m the trainer so I call the shots.
Amber: Fine then. Where to?
Justin (in an unhappy tone): To the gym to get another badge.
Several gym trainers later…
Justin: Hey I’m here to destroy your hopes and dreams. Oh and win a badge.
Leader Koga: A badge eh? (Extends his arm and opens his hand reviling a badge) then here take it.
Justin: Really? No battle? Alright.
(Justin reaches for the badge and Koga throws it to his other open hand.)
Justin: What the?
Leader Koga: I though you wanted the badge?
Justin: I do.
Leader Koga: Then take it.
(Justin reaches for the badge and Koga throws it to his other open hand. [This goes on for a good hour and a half])
One and a half hours later…
Justin: AAAAAAAAA! That’s it I will just battle you for it!
Leader Koga: Your funeral young grass hopper.
Battle begins
Justin: Wildstar your up!
Wildstar: Let the fun begin!
Ten minutes later…
Wildstar: This isn’t fun anymore!
Dart: Finally it’s my time to shine!
Forty- five minutes later…
Dart: Tag out!
Hollow: Here let me take a swing at this!
Four minutes later…
Amber: Okay I have been on the side lines long enough!
Hollow: But!
Amber: NO I’m taking over now!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Soul badge plus a CD
Justin: Take that you sad excuse for a ninja!
Koga: The student has become the master.
Justin: Shut up. (Leaves)
Location: outside the gym
Justin: Okay now what?
Amber: There is a gym in Saffron city.
Justin: How do I keep missing these gyms?
Location: Saffron city
Justin: Okay now that we are here we can go beat the gym.
Sparket and Amber: How about a nice long needed rest!
Justin: And if I say no?
Amber: Then I set you on fire.
Sparket: And I will shock the living out of you.
Justin (sarcastically): Real threatening.
(Sparket and Amber look at each other and then set Justin on fire as well as electrocute him)
Justin (burned to a crisp): Okay we will take a break.
One long rest later…
Justin: Now can we go to the gym.
Team: Okay!
Several gym trainers later…
Leader Sabrina: A challenger.
Amber: Do we really need to listen to her talk can’t we just battle?
Leader Sabrina: Yes Amber you are going to listen to me talk.
Justin: Wait you can hear her!
Leader Sabrina: With my physic powers I can read their minds… wait they are talking to you!
Justin: No…
Leader Sabrina: You’re lying.
Justin: No I’m not… Battle!
Battle begins
Justin: Trollusuar make this quick!
Trollusuar: I’ll take as long as I want!
Forty-nine minutes later…
Trollusuar: I’m bored so I’m going to take a nap!
Hollow: Wow you are lazy!
Nine minutes later…
Hollow: Help me!
Dart: This is going to be fun!
Eight minutes later…
Drat: Okay this isn’t fun anymore!
Sparket: Let me take a swing at this!
Seven minutes later…
Sparket: Wildstar a little help!
Wildstar: You got it!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Marsh badge plus a CD
Amber: All those physic powers and you still could win.
Justin: Amber. Don’t be so cocky but your right. Now we better get out of here before she does something horrible to me. Besides I hear there is a gym on an island not too far from Fuchsia city. (Leaves)
Several hours of training, trainer battles and sailing around later…
Location: Cinnabar Island
(Waves crash on the shore then Justin washes up on the shore)
Justin: Lies all lies. That was supposed to be a short trip but noooo we had to run through a cave first thank Arceus I had repels.
Amber: Did I ever tell you I hate water?
One long rest later…
Justin: Alright now let’s go make the gym leader cry.
(Justin tries to open the door but I will not open he repeatedly attempts to open or break the door)
Justin (crying): Why won’t it open or break (sob).
Sparket: Hey I overheard someone saying the key to the door is in the old burned building over there.
Justin (sarcastically): Oh boy a scavenger hunt.
Location: Burned mansion
Wildstar: This place is not as bad as I thought.
Hollow: Yeah spray a little Febreze in here and this would be a decent place to live.
Justin: Okay now let’s look for that key.
One long search later…
Justin: Finally found that key now we can make a gym leader cry!
Trollusuar: You’re not going to cry if the key doesn’t work are you?
Justin: No… shut up.
Several gym trainers later…
Justin: Alright let’s get this battle over with!
Leader Blaine: What? (Turns up hearing aide)
Justin: I’m here for a battle.
Leader Blaine: Oh… okay.
Battle begins
Justin: Trollusuar I need you to stay awake for this fight!
Trollusuar: Don’t tell me what to do! I do what I want!
Seven minutes later…
Trollusuar: Time for my nap!
Amber: No wait don’t… and he is out looks like I’m up!
Twenty seven minutes latter…
Amber: Tag out!
Sparket: I’ll take it from here!
Two minutes later…
Sparket: A little help please!
Dart: Don’t worry I got this!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Volcano badge plus a CD
Justin: Bye old man.
Location: Cinnabar Island
Bill: Justin!
Justin: And you are?
Bill: Bill.
Justin: Riiiight.
Bill: Any way I got a friend that could use your help but with what I don’t know.
Justin: Sure why not.
Location: Island one Pokémon center
Bill: This is him.
Celio: The name’s Celio.
Bill: Celio this is the guy I was telling you about.
Justin: The name is Justin T. Lanchester.
Celio: So what does the “T” stand for?
Justin: If I told you that I would have to kill you.
Celio: Anyway I need you to bring this meteorite to a friend of mine.
Bill: And this pass will let you go to the other two islands
Justin (sarcastically): Oh boy I get to deliver a rock. (Leaves)
Location: two island
Game corner owner: This is odd she always brings my lunch everyday right about now… hey are you a friend of Lostelle’s?
Justin: No I’m here to give you this…
Game corner owner: Then can you go look for her she should be on three island!
Justin: But I was just supposed to give you…
Game corner owner: Thank you so much.
Justin: But… when did I…. fine.
Biker: Wait this isn’t three island the little guy in the green outfit lied to me! (Leaves)
Justin: Well I better get going too.
Location: three island
Civilian: What did we ever do to you?
Biker leader: Nothing we just had nothing better to do!
Civilian: Help!
Justin: Hey! Leave them along!
Biker leader: Like I’m going to listen to you.
Justin: You know there is one thing I can’t stand and that’s bullies like you now get lost or you’re going to get hurt.
Biker leader: And I can’t stand people that don’t know when to mined their own business. Boys get him!
Justin: Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Several short battles later…
Biker leader: RUN! (Runs away)
Justin: Now what was I doing… right looking for a lost child.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: berry forest
Justin (falling out off a tree): Ow …ow… ow… ow… (Lands on a branch) mother. (Hits ground) why (tearing up)…
Amber: You mean why as in “why are you running through the trees while looking for the little girl?”
Justin: Shut up.
Lost girl: (scream)
Sparket (Jumping out of the tree Justin fell out of): You guys here that?
Wildstar: It came from over there.
Lost girl: Help!
Justin: What going on what happened!?
Lost girl: There was a really scary Pokémon
Justin: Look you going to be fine now let’s get you out of…
Lost girl: It’s back!
Battle begins
Justin: Oh Arceus Amber kill it with fire kill the Hypno!
Amber: Gladly!
Battle ends
Lostelle: Thank you so much by the way my name is Lostelle.
Justin: Okay well let’s get you out of here.
Location: game corner (two island)
Game corner owner: Thank you for finding her how can I thank you?
Justin: Take this meteorite and call it even.
Game corner owner: Cool a rock!
Justin: What a strange man. (Leaves)
Location: one island Pokémon center
Bill: Oh hey Justin what took you?
Justin: I decided to take the scenic route. So can I leave now?
Bill: Unless Celio needs anything else
Celio: No I can take care of everything else and Justin I bet your wondering what we are doing here…
Bill: Here let me explain… (Turns to look at Justin) Justin?
Justin (sticking his head back inside) Come on lets go already! (Leaves)
Location: Cinnabar Island
Bill: Well that was a long cruise when you have time maybe you can give Celio a hand with…
Justin: Oh my Arceus! I don’t care!
Bill: Well I see you around. (Leaves)
Justin: Okay so now what?
Amber: Well there is a gym in Viridian city.
Justin: Why didn’t you say something!
Amber: Just kind slipped my mind.
Sparket: Well let’s go then!
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One music montage later…
Location: Viridian city
Justin: Well here we are the Viridian city gym.
Amber: We have come a long way haven’t we?
Wildstar: Yes we have.
Sparket: And lost a few friends along the way.
Justin: Now let’s do this!
Several gym trainers later…
Justin: You in the chair battle me.
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): A challenger. (Turns around in the chair) Mama Mia!
Justin: You!
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): You!
Battle begins
Justin: Wildstar make this quick!
Wildstar: Oh this will be!
Ten minutes later…
Wildstar: Okay I lied!
Amber: Let me show you how it’s done!
Ten seconds later…
Amber: Tag out!
Dart: Let me take it from here!
Twenty minutes later…
Dart: Okay need help!
Trollusuar: I guess I’ll help!
Five minutes later…
Trollusuar: Nap time!
Hollow: No wait don’t!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Earth badge plus a CD
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): Well… umm… (Throws a smoke bomb)
Justin: Okay I need to get some of those. I guess I should go fight the elite four. (Leaves)
Location: route 22
Joseph: Justin!
Justin: What? Where?
Joseph: It’s been a while so how about a battle?
Justin: Yeah why not there is no harm in a warm up before we hit the elite four.
Joseph: That’s what I had in mind
Battle begins
Justin: Amber your up!
Amber: Alright!
Twenty minutes later…
Amber: YEAH! Did you order original recipe or extra crispy! (She just beat Joseph’s Pidgeot [it’s a bird]) Sparket your turn!
Sparket: This is going to be fun!
Twenty one minutes later…
Sparket: Another one bites the dust! Dart why don’t you take a turn!
Dart: This is going to be quick!
Nineteen minutes later…
Dart: This is too easy!
Trollusuar: Well that was a refreshing nap so what’s going on?
Dart: We are in the middle of a battle so why don’t you do something for once and fight!
Trollusuar: Well I got another nap in like five minutes so sure why not!
Thirteen minutes later…
Trollusuar: Okay I’m done here so I’m taking nap!
Hollow: My turn! My turn!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Joseph: One of these days I’m going to beat you.
Justin: Good luck with that. (Leaves)
One long trip through badge check points some training and a ton of trainer battles later…
Location: victory road
Justin: Why is this called victory road!?
Amber: But it’s a giant cave!
Sparket: This is horrible!
Hollow: I think we pasted that rock ten times now!
Wildstar: I don’t think things could get worse Dart what do you think…Dart?
Justin: Dart are you … oh cool he he’s evolving! I bet he is going to grow wings and get sharp claws and breathe churros!
Sparket: I second that!
Amber: He better not I can’t have people copying the perfection that is me!
Dart: I fell fattish.
Justin: Well that was kind of a letdown. But do you …
Dart: No I don’t breathe churros. But I can see the exit!
Amber: Freedom!
Location: Indigo plateau
Justin: Okay time for an extremely long rest and then we will take on the elite four!
Everyone: Damn straight!
One extremely long rest later…
Justin: Okay let’s do this!
Sparket: Everything we have done has lead up to this!
Wildstar: Enough talk can we get going?!
Justin: Fine.
Location: Elite four room one
Justin: Why is it so cold in here?
Elite four Lorelei: Because I don’t want to spend money heating the place!
Justin: Okay let’s get this battle over with.
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket your up!
Sparket: This will be quick!
Nineteen minutes later…
Sparket: Okay Trollusuar can you actually help us with these battles!
Trollusuar: If it means I can actually get some sleep when it’s all over fine!
Twenty minutes later…
Trollusuar: Tag out!
Amber: I got this!
Thirty five minutes later…
Amber: Wildstar you want in!
Wildstar: I’ll take care of this!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Justin: Now turn up the heat in this place!
Lorelei: Never!
Justin: Then freeze to death. (Leaves)
Location: Elite four room second
Justin: At least it’s not cold in here.
Elite four Bruno: here for a battle I take it.
Justin: Yes now let’s get this over with.
Battle begins
Justin: Hollow make this quick!
Hollow: Can do!
Twenty seven minutes later…
Hollow: Trollusuar give me a hand!
Trollusuar: Fine!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Justin: Well that was quick.
Bruno: But how…
Justin: You suck that’s how. (Leaves)
Location: Elite four room three
Justin: Just shut up and battle you old hag!
Elite four Agatha: You’re just like Professor Oak now to teach u some manners.
Battle begins
Justin: Trollusuar show this old hag how it’s done!
Trollusuar: Whatever!
Forty minutes later…
Amber: My turn!
Trollusuar: Alright!
Thirty minutes later…
Amber: Tag out!
Sparket: Pick me let me do it!
Amber: Okay!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Agatha: You got lucky.
Justin: It’s not luck it’s skill you crazy old hag. (Leaves)
Location: Elite four room four
Justin: I like this room it’s got dragons on the walls.
Elite four Lance: Cool huh.
Justin: Yeah and now I’m going to make you cry.
Elite four Lance: We shall see about that.
Battle begins
Justin: Dart!
Dart: I going to take his whole team down myself!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Justin: wow.
Amber: Unbelievable.
Hollow: He actually beat them by himself.
Sparket: And now we are the Pokémon champions!
Justin: yeah I’m the Pokémon champion!
Lance: Well you would be.
Justin: Wait what.
Lance: There was a trainer who just came through here.
Justin: I guess we have one more trainer to beat. (Leaves)
Location: Champion room
Champion ???(Not facing Justin): So how is my first challenger?
Justin: The name is Justin T. Lanchester and …
Champion ??? : Wait did you say Justin?
Justin: That’s my name don’t wear it out.
(“???” turns around reveling his identity)
Champion Joseph: Justin. So it is you.
Justin: No way you’re the champion to bad I’m that’s going to change after our battle.
Champion Joseph: Not if I have anything to say about it.
Battle begins
(Here is some battle music
Justin: Sparket you are up first!
Sparket: This is going to be fun!
Fifty nine minutes later…
Sparket: Okay I’m not having fun anymore Trollusuar give me a hand here!
Trollusuar: Fine!
One hour later…
Trollusuar: anyone else want a turn?!
Dart: Me! Me pick me!
Two hours later…
Dart: Hollow you want to take a swing at this?!
Hollow: Let me at them!
Forty five minutes later…
Hollow: Wildstar your turn!
Wildstar: Alright!
Thirty two minutes later…
Amber: Okay I have been on the side lines long enough!
Wildstar: You don’t have to be so rude.
(From Amber’s point of view)
Amber: Alright so who is going down in flames?!
Blastoise: It’s been a while!
Amber: Oh it’s you? So how is that eye of yours?!
Blastoise: Now I’m going to make you pay for doing that!
After eight hours and twenty seven minutes of intricate movements and strategic attacks…
Joseph: Well I gave it my all and you still beat me and now you are the new champion.
Justin: I will be honest I was pretty sure you were going to beat me.
Oak: Justin I got here as soon as I heard you beat Joseph here and what a battle it was truly a sight to see everyone in the region saw it!
Justin: Wait two things 1st. How did you hear about it? It just happened. 2nd this was on TV?!
Oak: Yeah you didn’t notice all the cameras and I in no way have this room bugged.
Justin (looks around the room and sees a ton of cameras on the walls): huh how did I miss that?
Joseph: That battle was on TV…and everyone saw it…
Oak: Now come with me into the next room Justin.
Justin: Sure why not. (Leaves with Oak)
Joseph: But…
Location: hall of fame
Oak: This is the Pokémon hall of fame now you and your team…
Justin: Let me stop you right there they are not my team…
Oak: What?
Justin: They are my friends a team is a group you are forced to work with friends are the opposite they are people or in this case Pokémon are chosen.
Oak: Okay you and your friends will be immortalized…
Justin: in stone?! I mean I know I’m good but come on that might be a bit much.
Oak: No! Immortalized in a picture on the wall.
Justin: Well that’s a letdown.
Oak: yeah well to bad now you and your friends stand together.
Justin: Okay ready!
Oak: Okay three… two… one… say cheese!
The end
(I am not going to go move by move in the battles just battle dialog and this is just for fun I own none of this)
Location: Justin’s home second floor
Justin’s inner thoughts: Why do I even bother with this old thing? Then NES sucks! Wait didn’t Oak want to see me about something? Better stop playing and go see what he wanted.
Location: Oak’s lab
Justin: Umm where is the old man?
Joseph (rival): Not here. I don’t want know where he could be it’s a small town with like two houses and a lab.
Justin: Don’t forget the homeless people walking around. In any case I’m going to leave town and see if he is in the next town.
Joseph: Don’t get killed.
Justin: I won’t.
Location: Pallet town
Justin: Well here I go.
Professor Oak: Wait!
Justin: Oh my Arceus! Where did you come from!?
Professor Oak: I don’t know. But it’s not safe to go alone but come with me back to my lab and we can fix that.
Location: Oak’s lab
Joseph: It’s about time I have been here all day!
Oak: Why? Oh right I told you to meet me here. Just wait. Justin there are three Pokémon here I want you to have one of these.
Joseph: Wait! Why does he get to go first?
Oak: Because I said so! And you will get one so chill.
(Justin walks over to the table)
Justin: hmm…
Charmander: Come on pick me I breathe fire!
Squirtle: That’s a lie she only knows scratch.
(Charmander jumps across the table and used scratch on Squirtle’s eye then Squirtle starts crying in pain)
Balbusuar: Hey. Hey kid look what I can do. Rrrrrr (two vines shot out of Balbusuar’s back) heh, heh.
Charmander: Yeah that’s great. Look what is he going to do (pointing a Squirtle crying) squirt water? Yeah that’s fantastic.
Squirtle: My eyes they hurt so much! I think they are bleeding!
Charmander: Then there is this thing (pointing a Balbusuar) I don’t even know what that is some kind of vegetable?
Balbusuar (looking at the vines in his back): Now how do I put them back in?
Charmander: Then there is me the walking flamethrower. What would you rather have in a battle?
Squirtle: Don’t listen to her the first gym is rock type you will get killed I you pick her! I on the other hand double as a floatation devise in event of an emergence.
Charmander: That has to be the dumbest thing you have ever said.
Joseph: Just hurry up in choose.
Justin: Charmander and what do you think of the name Amber?
Amber: I like it! (Looks back at the two on the table) WHAT NOW!
Joseph: Justin you are an idiot you should have picked Squirtle which is what I’m picking.
Justin: Joe if you really think I’m an idiot then put your money where your mouth is and battle me and then we will see who made the right choice!
Joseph: You’re on!
Battle begins
Justin: Amber you ready!?
Amber: This is going to be quick!
Battle ends
Joseph: Justin you got lucky this time but you won’t be next time.
Justin: I look forward to it.
Location: Viridian city (mart)
Cashier: Hey, you’re from pallet town! Take this to Oak it just arrived for him.
Justin: And if I don’t?
Cashier: Then you won’t be able to buy supplies anywhere I have connections and can see to it. Plus I will cut you if you don’t.
Justin: Back to town it is then!
Location: Oak’s lab
Oak: Justin what are you doing back here?
Justin: I got this from the cashier at the mart in Viridian.
Joseph: Hey Oak wasn’t there something else you wanted?
Oak: Right I wanted to give you two these. This is a pokedex and… (Justin fades out) AND…
Justin: What!?
Oak: These pokeballs so you can catch other Pokémon.
Justin: Cool.
Location: Route 1
Amber: Well Oak wanted us to catch new Pokémon so be might want to start here.
Justin: Sure why not.
Battle begins
Justin (sarcastically): Oh boy a Rattata. Let’s catch it.
Amber: Okay then.
Battle ends Rattata was caught
Justin: I guess we will call you Timantha (Honestly I couldn’t think of anything and it fit in the space I had to work with). Now let’s go train.
Location: Viridian city
R.I.P Timantha
Amber: Can’t believe she didn’t make it I mean that Pidgey just came out of nowhere and kill her.
Justin: Well that’s life hey let’s go see what Pokémon are on the route over there.
Amber: How can you be so heartless?!
Justin: She was with us for like two minutes what am I supposed to do? Cry over someone I don’t know?
Amber: Good point.
Location: route 22 (well that escalated quickly)
Battle begins
Justin: Cool a Mankey!
Amber: Let me guess you want to catch it.
Justin: Yeah!
Battle ends Mankey was caught
Justin: I’m going to call him Goku.
Goku: I’m itching for a good fight right now.
One training session later…
Joseph: Justin if you are planning to take on the Pokémon league then forget it you need eight badges before you can do that.
Justin: Good to know.
Joseph: So how about that rematch?
Justin: Fine by me.
Battle begins
Justin: Amber you ready!?
Amber: Yeah I am!
Ten minutes later…
Amber: How about you take a swing at this Goku!?
Goku: Let me at them! It’s time for me to scratch that itch!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Joseph: Just wait I will beat you sooner or later!
Justin: Comeback anytime you want to try again.
Joseph: I’m going to hold you to that see you later.
Amber: Well I guess we should head the other way.
Justin: Alright then.
Location: route two
Battle begins
Justin: Hey it’s a Pidgey! I’m going to catch it!
Goku: Fine by me!
Battle ends Pidgey was caught
Justin: I’m going to call him Wildstar.
Wildstar: I can live with that.
One training session later…
Location: Viridian forest
Battle begins
Justin: Nice a Pikachu!
Amber: Oh we are so catching it!
Battle ends Pikachu was caught
Justin: Well I’m going to call you Sparket.
Sparket: Works for me.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: Pewter city
Justin: Now off to the gym and get our first badge!
Goku: I’m all for it but I think we need a rest first.
Justin: Fine. A quick rest and a quick cup of coffee …THEN to the gym to get our first badge!
One quick rest a cup of coffee and a few gym trainers later
Location: Pewter city gym
Brock: Aaaa. It seems we have a challenger.
Justin: Can we just get this over with?
Battle begins
Justin: Wildstar show him what you are made of!
Wildstar: Got it!
One minute later…
Wildstar: Help… me…
Goku: Let me handle this!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Boulder badge
Brock: Take this CD and get out.
Justin (looking at the CD): I don’t know why but I hate these things already.
Location: just outside Pewter city
Guy in a lab coat: Hey Justin!
Justin: Do I know you?
Lab assistant: I’m one of Oaks lab assistances any way your mom wanted me to bring this to you.
Justin (opening the box): My shoes? How can my shoes be in the box when I’m wearing them right… (Looks down at his feet and notices he doesn’t have any shoes on)… now. How did I forget to put these on?
Lab assistant: Well I have to get back to the lab (leaves)
Amber: Hurry up and put your shoes on so we can get going.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: Route three
Battle begins
Justin: Umm is that a Jigglypuff!?
Amber: With a marker and why does it look like it’s about to sing!?
Justin: Okay let’s try to catch it be for its starts singing!
Amber: I’m getting… (Falls asleep)
Justin: (yawn) this isn’t good must kill or catch…
Battle ends Jigglypuff was caught
Justin: I’m going to call you… (Yawn) Jiggyly. (Falls asleep)
Location: pewter city Pokémon center
Justin (waking up): Huh? Wait how did I get here?
Nurse Joy: Some nice trainer with a Squirtle found you asleep on route three.
Justin: A Squirtle? (Inner thoughts: Joseph).
Nurse Joy: While you were a sleep we healed your Pokémon and put that Jigglypuff in the PC.
Justin: Umm thanks well I got to go.
Even more training and trainer battles later…
Location: MT. Moon
Battle begins
Justin: It’s a…a…a… Zubat…
Sparket: You okay?
Justin (twitching): Zubat…Zu…Zu…Zubat….
Goku: I think we have lost him.
Amber: Well let’s hope killing this thing snaps him out of this!
Battle ends Zubat was killed in a fiery inferno
Justin (snaps back to his senses): Oh thank Arceus it’s gone. This happens every time I see a zubat and I don’t know why. At any rate let’s get going.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Justin: Umm do you guys think that he is a member of M.I.B?
Amber: No he has a big red R on his chest!
Justin: Well I’m going to go ask if he is.
Goku: I don’t think this is a good Idea.
Wildstar: Yeah I with them on this one.
Sparket: Fine you guys stay here I’m going with him.
Wildstar: Why?
Sparket: I have always wanted to meet a member of M.I.B!
Wildstar: Wha… Whaa…but… you know what fine you two go.
(Justin walks over to the guy in black)
Justin: Hey dude, are you a member of Men in Black?
Rocket grunt: Are you stupid or something? I am a member of Team Rocket!
Justin: So what you’re saying is you are a member?
Rocket grunt: I’m a Pokémon gangster!
(Justin and Sparket stare blackly at him)
Rocket grunt: I’M EVIL!
Justin: Evil! Battle!
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket make this quick!
Sparket: Got it!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Justin: Okay guys let’s get going.
Even more training and trainer battles later…
Justin: Whoa! What’s with the glowing Amber?
Wildstar: She is evolving.
Justin: Okay as long as she doesn’t explode into a million pieces.
Amber: Yeah that would not be fun! And look the exit!
Location: route four
Battle begins
Justin: Hey it’s a Sandshrew! And I’m out of pokeballs… great!
Goku: So we are not catching it!? Fine by me!
Battle ends Sandshrew died
Location: Cerulean city
Joseph: Justin!
Justin: Huh? Oh its you.By the way thanks for dragging me to the center when you found me on route three.
Joseph: Don’t mention it. And now I want a rematch.
Justin: Alright let’s do this!
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket you are up first!
Sparket: this is going to be easy!
Ten minutes later…
Goku: I want a turn!
Sparket: Don’t let me stop you!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Joseph: Hey Justin you should go see bill he created the PC storage system we have been using.
Justin: I’ll do that.
Joseph: See you later. (Walks away)
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: route 25
Wildstar: Hey I’m evolving!
Goku: I bet you will be a giant fire breathing bird that farts ice cream!
Amber: WHAT!?
Justin: Or a just a bigger version of you.
Sparket: I’m with Justin on this one.
Wildstar: I hate it when you two are right.
Even more training and trainer battles later…
Location: bill’s house
Sparket: Hey guys let’s play a game while we wait for Bill to show up we can use that Pokémon over there as a ball!
Bill: I’m not a Pokémon! My name is Bill I was doing an experiment when something went wrong and I got turned in to a Pokémon!
Justin: Aaaa it thinks it’s people.
Bill: Can one of you it the button on my computer so I can fix this?
Amber: I got this.
(Bill steps in to the big machine in the room lights flash and walks out)
Bill: Finally I’m me again!
Justin: You are a very smart Pokémon you turned yourself in to a human. Hey maybe you can tell me where Bill went?
Bill: I am Bill!
Justin: Sure you are.
Bill: I take it you are the one Joseph was taking about. Here just take this and just go away it’s an invite for a party on a boat maybe it will sink while you are on it.
Justin: I love parties!
Amber: No party until you beat the gym
Justin: But…
Amber: I will set you on fire if you don’t.
Justin: Fine.
Several gym trainers later…
Location: Cerulean gym
Leader Misty: You’re a new face and OH MY ARCEUS! YOU HAVE A CHARMILON!
Justin: Yes and you are in a bikini can we battle now?
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket your up!
Sparket: I will make this quick!
Ten minutes later…
Sparket: Tag out!
Goku: Then tag me in!
Three minutes later…
Goku: Umm help!
Wildstar: Let me show you how it’s done!
One minute later…
Wildstar (climbing out of the water): I got wet!
Amber: Let me handle this!
Eleven minutes later…
Amber: I hate water!
Sparket: Let me give this another shot!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Cascade badge plus a CD
Justin: So much hate for such a small little disk.
Location: outside random house in cerulean city
Police officer: These people have been robed.
Justin: Uh-Hu. So I’m just going to go inside now.
Location: inside the random house
Justin: Hey cool a hole in the wall!
Location: Outside
Justin: Oh joy another one of you.
Rocket grunt: You won’t stop me!
Battle begins
Justin: Make this quick Wildstar!
Wildstar: Can do!
Battle ends
Rocket grunt: Here take the CD.
Justin: And why would I… and he is gone.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: route 6
Battle begins
Justin: Hey it’s a Meowth! Now Goku don’t kill it!
Goku: If want to catch it then I shouldn’t be the one to weaken it!
Sparket: I’ll do it!
Battle ends Meowth was caught
Justin: hmm I will call you General.
General: (hiss)
Justin: Umm okay then.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: route 11
Battle begins
Justin: A Drowzee!
Amber: Okay I will just use one tenth of my strength!
Battle ends Drowzee was burned to a crisp
Amber: Oops.
Location: Pokémon fan club
Chairman: Hey young man let me tell you about me and my Pokémon our story begins in the 15th century…
Nine hours later…
Chairman: … and that’s how I save Christmas!
Justin: (snoring). Huh what?
Chairman: For actually listening to my story I am going to give you this. You can trade it for a bike at the bike shop.
Justin: (yawn) sure thanks whatever bye.
Location: bike shop
Justin: Here take this and give me my free bike.
Shop owner: This is an invite to a party on a boat.
Justin: Oops wrong one.
Shop owner: Take you pick you can have any bike in here.
Justin: Umm I want that one hanging on the wall.
Shop owner: But that’s a motocross bike you can’t have that.
Justin: Hey you said any bike and a motocross bike is indeed bikes now help me get it down or you will have a massive lawsuit on your hands.
Shop owner: (sigh) Fine.
Justin: Now to crash that party!
Location: S.S. Anne
A lot of over partying some trainer battles and throwing up later…
(Justin vomiting in a trash can)
Amber: So what did you learn?
Justin: Nothing and I never will!
Sparket: What did I do last night?
Wildstar: We haven’t seen you in a week.
Justin: Wait I just spent a whole week partying none stop?
Goku: Yeah.
Justin and Sparket: New record! This call for another party!
Amber: NO!
Justin: Fine better find out what I did all week.
Amber: You battled a lot of people then the captain challenged you to a game of his choice and then we didn’t see you for couple of days.
Some wandering around trying to piece together what happen that week later…
Justin: Well the only one I haven’t talked to is the captain.
Joseph: Justin!?
Justin: Aaaa Not so loud my head hurts.
Joseph: I came to talk to the captain about a CD but he just kept saying something about losing a challenge. I think he is crazy. Hey you up for a rematch?
Justin: Sure!
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket!
Sparket: Shhh!
Ten minutes later…
Sparket: Okay my head hurts I’m done here!
Goku: Guess I’m up then!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Joseph: Son of a female Growlithe! Well at any rate I will see you later.
Justin: Why is everyone so loud?
Sparket: I don’t know but I think that is there captain.
Captain: (Throws up in the trash) how is it I lost I’m Irish, Russian and Canadian!?(Throws up)
Justin: Um captain?
Captain: You! How is it you beat me?
Justin: I don’t know but…
Captain: Just take this and leave me alone!
Justin (sarcastically): Oh boy a CD. I guess I will go challenge the gym. (Leaves)
Several gym trainers later…
Justin: I’m here to challenge the gym leader and crush his or her spirit.
Leader LT. Surge (in a deep intimidating voice): YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME!
Justin (in an intimidated tone): umm…
Leader LT. Surge (in a deep intimidating voice): YOU WANNA GO!
Justin (in an intimidated tone): …Help…
Leader LT. Surge (in a deep intimidating voice): A KID LIKE YOU WOULDN’T STAND A CHANCE AGAINTS ME!
Justin: what was that?
Leader LT. Surge (in a deep intimidating voice): A KID LIKE…
Justin: Yeah, that’s what I thought you said.
Leader LT. Surge (in a deep intimidating voice): SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT LIITLE MAN!
Battle begins
Justin: Amber you’re up!
Amber: This is going to be quick!
Twelve minutes later…
Amber: General why do you take a swing at this.
General: (hiss) Okay!
Nineteen minutes later…
Sparket: It’s not possible…
General: What!?
Sparket: That’s my brother!
Wildstar: That Raichu is your brother!?
Sparket: Yeah, now move out of my way!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Thunder badge plus a CD
LT. Surge (crying): Don’t hurt me.
Justin: Don’t ever call me a kid! (Leaves)
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: Rock tunnel
Battle begins
Justin: Zubat kill it!
General: Okay relax!
Battle ends
Justin: It’s so dark in here.
Amber: I can barely see anything.
Wildstar: Looks like we are wandering around in the dark till we find the exit.
Some wandering around in the dark one training session and a couple of trainer battles later…
Justin: Oh no there is a light at the end of the tunnel I’m dead this is horrible!
Goku: No it’s the exit.
Amber: At last!
Location: Lavender town
Justin: Hmm that giant tower looks interesting let’s go check it out after a quick rest.
One quick rest later…
Location: Pokémon tower
Justin: Joseph I didn’t expect to see you here!
Joseph (possessed echo in his voice): You…
Justin: Dude… you okay?
Joseph (possessed echo in his voice): I will not let his death be in vain… I will beat you and avenge him!
Justin: That’s a no.
Battle begins
Justin: Maybe if we beat him he will snap out of this!
Sparket: It’s worth a shot!
Two hours later…
Sparket: Okay I can’t keep this up.
Wildstar: Then tag me in!
Thirty minutes later…
Wildstar (rolling around on fire): Aaaa!
General: let me show you all how it’s done!
Forty-five minutes later…
Goku: Let me trade places with you are going to die!
General: Relax, I got this…
(General gets tossed a cross the room in to a tombstone that brakes in two crushing and killing him)
Goku: Aaaaaaaaaaa!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Goku: Aaaaaaaaaaa! (Starts to evolve)
Justin: Goku?
Goku: Aaaa!
Joseph (possessed echo in his voice): Now you know my pain!
Amber: Umm. That didn’t work.
Justin: Don’t worry. I got a plain B.
Joseph (possessed echo in his voice): Hahahaha…
(Justin punches Joseph in the face knocking him out cold)
Amber: THAT WAS YOUR PLAN B!
Justin: You had a better idea?
Amber: Well… No. but how do you know that it will work.
Justin: I don’t I’m just going to hope for the best. So let’s bury general and get going.
(R.I.P General)
One sad funeral followed by a training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: top floor of a random building in Celadon city
(In Justin’s head)
Justin: Random pokeball on a table maybe if I’m really quiet I can take it without that guy noticing.
Amber: Justin. Don’t do it.
Justin: Aaaa! What are you doing in here?
Amber: I don’t know. But don’t take that pokeball.
Justin: Okay I will make a deal with you if I can get it without him noticing then I keep it if not then you get so set me on fire whenever you want.
Amber: Deal!
(Real world)
(Justin sneaks across the room in a ninja suit over to the pokeball while tripping over everything and breaking several vases in the process gets the ball and gets out without being noticed for some reason)
Amber: You had luck on your side.
Justin: No its called skill (trips and falls down the stairs)
Location: outside the building
Justin: Okay let’s see what in this thing (ball opens) hey cool an Eevee.
Sean: Hey there, my name is Sean.
Justin: How would you like to join us on our journey?
Sean: And what journey is that?
Justin: To be the very best.
Sean: Like no one ever was.
(Team rocket grunt in the city start to sing the original opening to the Pokémon anime
[if you are listening to the song now wait until it ends before continuing and try to imagine the grunt doing a really bad dance routine])
Everyone: WHAT IN THE NAME OF KANTO WAS THAT?
Sean: And yeah I will go with you guys its better than sitting in a ball on a table doing nothing all day.
One training secession and several trainer battles later…
Justin: Hey look a casino! Let’s go gamble!
Location: game corner
Sean: Hey why is that guy staring at that poster?
Justin: Well let’s find out.
Rocket Grunt: I’m doing nothing suspicious! BATTLE!
Battle begins
Justin: Sean make this quick!
Sean: It will be!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Rocket grunt: Panic mode! (Throws a smoke bomb)
Justin: (cough) look pretty red button.
Goku: Don’t do it Justin.
Justin: But…
Amber: No!
Justin: Fine.
Sparket: Must push … RED BUTTON!
Button: click.
(A hidden stair case was reviled)
Wildstar: I think we just found a team rocket base.
Sean: Let’s go check it out.
Several grunt battles later…
Location: rocket base
Justin: Alright who is in charge here?
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): I am. The is name Giovanni.
Justin: You. Me. Battle. Now!
Battle begins
Justin: Goku your up!
Goku: This is going to be fun!
Fifty nine minutes later…
Goku: It’s almost over!
(Kangaskhan punches Goku and flies into the wall snapping his necking upon impact)
Amber: Rrrrrr! That’s it! That thing is going down!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and Amber set Kangaskhan on fire burning it to a crisp
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): What a fool actually caring for you Pokémon. We will meet again. (Throws a smoke bomb and disappears)
Justin: Rrrrrr… what’s this? Looks like goggles of some sort.
Sean: And there is a letter attached to it.
(Justin reads the letter)
Letter: With this you can see the unseen.
Wildstar: Well that was a waste of paper.
Justin: Okay lets go give Goku a proper burial.
One sad funeral later…
(R.I.P Goku)
Location: Pokémon tower
Sean: Why are we here this place gives me the creeps.
Justin: I don’t know why but I feel like something is not right here in the tower and we are going to find out what!
Battle begins
Justin: It’s a Gastly!
Amber: It might know all the ins and outs of this place!
Battle ends Gastly was caught
Justin: Let’s call you Hollow. And you are going to need some training.
Hollow: Alright when do we start?
One training session and several possessed trainer battles later…
Justin: Hey cool Hollow is evolving!
Sparket: I bet she will be able to breathe fire!
Amber: I do that. Breathing fire is my thing!
Hollow: Or I look more evil.
Justin: That works too… Now back to training!
Even more training and trainer battles later…
???: Back again I see…
Justin: Wait I recognize that echo.
Sean: But I don’t see any one.
???: Losing one wasn’t enough…
Amber: It must be the sprit that possessed Joseph…
Wildstar: Wait! Remember what the letter said!
Justin: “With this you can see the unseen.” Alright let’s see what you really look like!
Battle begins
Justin: A Marowak!
Hollow: Let me handle this! After all I am a spirit too.
Battle ends
Marowak spirit: Aaaaaaaaaaa! (Disappears)
Justin: Something still feels off about this place.
Wildstar: Maybe because of all the dead Pokémon I here! Let’s get out of here.
Amber: Hey is that a Team Rocket hat?
Sparket: Then the must be up stairs.
Justin: Let’s go!
Several grunt battles later…
Justin: Hey old man you alright?
Mr. Fugi: Heh what? Where am I? Who you? I’m Mr. Fugi.
Justin: That’s a yes.
Mr. Fugi: Hey come with me back to my place I have something you might find use full
Location: Mr. Fugi’s house
Justin: Don’t be a CD. Don’t be a CD. Don’t be a CD. Don’t be a CD.
Mr. Fugi: Take this pokeflute.
Justin: I take it back can I have a CD.
Mr. Fugi: You can use it to wake sleeping Pokémon.
Justin: Gee thanks…
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location:
Justin: Umm okay so how do we get passed this thing?
Sean: We wake it up I guess.
Several attempts to wake the sleeping Pokémon later…
Wildstar: Hey what about that flute?
Justin: Hey yeah! (Takes it out of his bag and proceeds to hit the sleeping Pokémon with it)
Wildstar: I meant play it.
Justin: Ohhh…
(Justin plays the pokeflute
[finish the song then continue])
Battle begins
Justin: A Snorlax!
Sparket: I will try not to kill it!
Battle ends Snorlax was caught
Justin: We’ll call him Trollusuar.
Trollusuar: Yeah sure whatever got any food?
Wildstar: Now what?
Amber I think there was a gym back in Celadon.
Justin: Back to Celadon city!
Location: celadon city
Justin: Now to the gym!
Several gym trainers later
Location: gym
Leader Erika: I love nature.
Justin: I hate it.
Leader Erika: How dare you say that!
Battle begins
Justin: Sean try to make this quick!
Sean: Can do!
Thirty two minutes later…
Sean: Tag out!
Hollow: Then let me in there!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Rainbow badge plus a CD
Justin: Wow this is sad I didn’t even set one of them on fire. (Leaves)
Erika: Did he say fire?
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: safari zone
Sean: Why are we here?
Justin: There are supposed to be some cool Pokémon here.
Wildstar: Makes sense.
Battle begins
Justin: Oh my Arceus! A Dratini!
Amber: Then get it don’t just stand there!
Battle ends Dratini was caught
Justin: I will call you Dart.
Drat: Alright!
Alright we need to train you but I don’t have the time to do it so…
Location: route 5 daycare
Justin: … So this guy is going to do it.
Day care man: okay stop by later to see how he is doing.
(Dart was left at the day care)
Location: Saffron city
Sean: Wow look at all the team rocket members.
Wildstar: They seem to be guarding that large building.
Amber: Bet they are up there partying about a successful take over.
Justin: Then let’s crash that party.
Location: Silph co. building
Several grunt battles later…
Joseph: Hey Justin.
Justin: Umm hey.
Joseph: Hey would you happen to know how I got this black eye?
Justin: No. No idea…so you up for a rematch?
Joseph: You’re on!
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket your up!
Sparket: I will make this quick!
Ten minutes later…
Sparket: Okay I’m bored so someone else take over!
Trollusuar: Maybe I can eat them?!
Thirty minutes later…
Hollow: I better take over before he eats his team!
Battle ends
Joseph: See you around. (Leaves)
Random guy: wow. What a battle here take this Lapras.
Justin: Okay then. I guess we will call her… Loc Ness and she is going to the PC never to be seen again.
A couple grunt battles later…
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): We meet again.
Justin: Shut up and battle.
Battle begins
Justin: Sean!
Sean: Got it!
Twenty minutes later…
Sean: This is going to be…(looks up and sees Nidoqueen flying through the air and come crashing down)
(Sean goes spat underneath Nidoqueen)
Justin: That was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!
Hollow: They are going to pay for this!
One hour later…
Hollow: Sparket switch with me!
Sparket: Got it!
Battle ends
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): You are really starting to become a thorn in my side. (Throws a smoke bomb)
CEO: Good show! Here take this as a reward.
Justin: A purple pokeball?
CEO: It’s called the master ball and it can catch anything in one shot.
Justin: cool. (Cleans up what is left of Sean then leaves)
One sad funeral later…
(R.I.P Sean)
Location: route 5 day care
Justin: I will be taking Dart back now.
Day care man: But dart needs to spend more time…
Justin: Yeah don’t care I train him myself. (Leaves)
(Justin picked Dart up from the daycare)
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Amber: Justin Dart is evolving
Justin: Taking all bets here what do you think dart will evolve into.
Hollow: 20 on only a size change!
Trollusuar: 10on into something edible!
Sparket: 100 on into a giant fire breathing chicken!
Amber: Better not breathe fire!
Wildstar: 5 on into robot!
Justin: And the winner is… Hollow! Alright, enough betting back to training.
Even more training and trainer battles later…
Amber: Justin…
Justin: Let me guess Wildstar
Amber: Yeah.
Justin: And he changed in to an even bigger bird.
Amber: Uh Hu.
Wildstar: Bring it on!
A lot more training and trainer battles later …
(At some point I’m going to run out of trainers to fight)
Sparket: It’s Amber this time.
Justin: OH COME ON!
Amber: Relax.
Justin: I will when we are done training.
(You get the point) later…
Location: Fuchsia city
Justin: Okay now I can relax.
Amber: Then to the gym for another badge.
Justin: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, wait I’m the trainer so I call the shots.
Amber: Fine then. Where to?
Justin (in an unhappy tone): To the gym to get another badge.
Several gym trainers later…
Justin: Hey I’m here to destroy your hopes and dreams. Oh and win a badge.
Leader Koga: A badge eh? (Extends his arm and opens his hand reviling a badge) then here take it.
Justin: Really? No battle? Alright.
(Justin reaches for the badge and Koga throws it to his other open hand.)
Justin: What the?
Leader Koga: I though you wanted the badge?
Justin: I do.
Leader Koga: Then take it.
(Justin reaches for the badge and Koga throws it to his other open hand. [This goes on for a good hour and a half])
One and a half hours later…
Justin: AAAAAAAAA! That’s it I will just battle you for it!
Leader Koga: Your funeral young grass hopper.
Battle begins
Justin: Wildstar your up!
Wildstar: Let the fun begin!
Ten minutes later…
Wildstar: This isn’t fun anymore!
Dart: Finally it’s my time to shine!
Forty- five minutes later…
Dart: Tag out!
Hollow: Here let me take a swing at this!
Four minutes later…
Amber: Okay I have been on the side lines long enough!
Hollow: But!
Amber: NO I’m taking over now!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Soul badge plus a CD
Justin: Take that you sad excuse for a ninja!
Koga: The student has become the master.
Justin: Shut up. (Leaves)
Location: outside the gym
Justin: Okay now what?
Amber: There is a gym in Saffron city.
Justin: How do I keep missing these gyms?
Location: Saffron city
Justin: Okay now that we are here we can go beat the gym.
Sparket and Amber: How about a nice long needed rest!
Justin: And if I say no?
Amber: Then I set you on fire.
Sparket: And I will shock the living out of you.
Justin (sarcastically): Real threatening.
(Sparket and Amber look at each other and then set Justin on fire as well as electrocute him)
Justin (burned to a crisp): Okay we will take a break.
One long rest later…
Justin: Now can we go to the gym.
Team: Okay!
Several gym trainers later…
Leader Sabrina: A challenger.
Amber: Do we really need to listen to her talk can’t we just battle?
Leader Sabrina: Yes Amber you are going to listen to me talk.
Justin: Wait you can hear her!
Leader Sabrina: With my physic powers I can read their minds… wait they are talking to you!
Justin: No…
Leader Sabrina: You’re lying.
Justin: No I’m not… Battle!
Battle begins
Justin: Trollusuar make this quick!
Trollusuar: I’ll take as long as I want!
Forty-nine minutes later…
Trollusuar: I’m bored so I’m going to take a nap!
Hollow: Wow you are lazy!
Nine minutes later…
Hollow: Help me!
Dart: This is going to be fun!
Eight minutes later…
Drat: Okay this isn’t fun anymore!
Sparket: Let me take a swing at this!
Seven minutes later…
Sparket: Wildstar a little help!
Wildstar: You got it!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Marsh badge plus a CD
Amber: All those physic powers and you still could win.
Justin: Amber. Don’t be so cocky but your right. Now we better get out of here before she does something horrible to me. Besides I hear there is a gym on an island not too far from Fuchsia city. (Leaves)
Several hours of training, trainer battles and sailing around later…
Location: Cinnabar Island
(Waves crash on the shore then Justin washes up on the shore)
Justin: Lies all lies. That was supposed to be a short trip but noooo we had to run through a cave first thank Arceus I had repels.
Amber: Did I ever tell you I hate water?
One long rest later…
Justin: Alright now let’s go make the gym leader cry.
(Justin tries to open the door but I will not open he repeatedly attempts to open or break the door)
Justin (crying): Why won’t it open or break (sob).
Sparket: Hey I overheard someone saying the key to the door is in the old burned building over there.
Justin (sarcastically): Oh boy a scavenger hunt.
Location: Burned mansion
Wildstar: This place is not as bad as I thought.
Hollow: Yeah spray a little Febreze in here and this would be a decent place to live.
Justin: Okay now let’s look for that key.
One long search later…
Justin: Finally found that key now we can make a gym leader cry!
Trollusuar: You’re not going to cry if the key doesn’t work are you?
Justin: No… shut up.
Several gym trainers later…
Justin: Alright let’s get this battle over with!
Leader Blaine: What? (Turns up hearing aide)
Justin: I’m here for a battle.
Leader Blaine: Oh… okay.
Battle begins
Justin: Trollusuar I need you to stay awake for this fight!
Trollusuar: Don’t tell me what to do! I do what I want!
Seven minutes later…
Trollusuar: Time for my nap!
Amber: No wait don’t… and he is out looks like I’m up!
Twenty seven minutes latter…
Amber: Tag out!
Sparket: I’ll take it from here!
Two minutes later…
Sparket: A little help please!
Dart: Don’t worry I got this!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Volcano badge plus a CD
Justin: Bye old man.
Location: Cinnabar Island
Bill: Justin!
Justin: And you are?
Bill: Bill.
Justin: Riiiight.
Bill: Any way I got a friend that could use your help but with what I don’t know.
Justin: Sure why not.
Location: Island one Pokémon center
Bill: This is him.
Celio: The name’s Celio.
Bill: Celio this is the guy I was telling you about.
Justin: The name is Justin T. Lanchester.
Celio: So what does the “T” stand for?
Justin: If I told you that I would have to kill you.
Celio: Anyway I need you to bring this meteorite to a friend of mine.
Bill: And this pass will let you go to the other two islands
Justin (sarcastically): Oh boy I get to deliver a rock. (Leaves)
Location: two island
Game corner owner: This is odd she always brings my lunch everyday right about now… hey are you a friend of Lostelle’s?
Justin: No I’m here to give you this…
Game corner owner: Then can you go look for her she should be on three island!
Justin: But I was just supposed to give you…
Game corner owner: Thank you so much.
Justin: But… when did I…. fine.
Biker: Wait this isn’t three island the little guy in the green outfit lied to me! (Leaves)
Justin: Well I better get going too.
Location: three island
Civilian: What did we ever do to you?
Biker leader: Nothing we just had nothing better to do!
Civilian: Help!
Justin: Hey! Leave them along!
Biker leader: Like I’m going to listen to you.
Justin: You know there is one thing I can’t stand and that’s bullies like you now get lost or you’re going to get hurt.
Biker leader: And I can’t stand people that don’t know when to mined their own business. Boys get him!
Justin: Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Several short battles later…
Biker leader: RUN! (Runs away)
Justin: Now what was I doing… right looking for a lost child.
One training session and several trainer battles later…
Location: berry forest
Justin (falling out off a tree): Ow …ow… ow… ow… (Lands on a branch) mother. (Hits ground) why (tearing up)…
Amber: You mean why as in “why are you running through the trees while looking for the little girl?”
Justin: Shut up.
Lost girl: (scream)
Sparket (Jumping out of the tree Justin fell out of): You guys here that?
Wildstar: It came from over there.
Lost girl: Help!
Justin: What going on what happened!?
Lost girl: There was a really scary Pokémon
Justin: Look you going to be fine now let’s get you out of…
Lost girl: It’s back!
Battle begins
Justin: Oh Arceus Amber kill it with fire kill the Hypno!
Amber: Gladly!
Battle ends
Lostelle: Thank you so much by the way my name is Lostelle.
Justin: Okay well let’s get you out of here.
Location: game corner (two island)
Game corner owner: Thank you for finding her how can I thank you?
Justin: Take this meteorite and call it even.
Game corner owner: Cool a rock!
Justin: What a strange man. (Leaves)
Location: one island Pokémon center
Bill: Oh hey Justin what took you?
Justin: I decided to take the scenic route. So can I leave now?
Bill: Unless Celio needs anything else
Celio: No I can take care of everything else and Justin I bet your wondering what we are doing here…
Bill: Here let me explain… (Turns to look at Justin) Justin?
Justin (sticking his head back inside) Come on lets go already! (Leaves)
Location: Cinnabar Island
Bill: Well that was a long cruise when you have time maybe you can give Celio a hand with…
Justin: Oh my Arceus! I don’t care!
Bill: Well I see you around. (Leaves)
Justin: Okay so now what?
Amber: Well there is a gym in Viridian city.
Justin: Why didn’t you say something!
Amber: Just kind slipped my mind.
Sparket: Well let’s go then!
(
[Listen to this and remains about your favorite parts of this so far and maybe some of you own Pokémon adventures])
One music montage later…
Location: Viridian city
Justin: Well here we are the Viridian city gym.
Amber: We have come a long way haven’t we?
Wildstar: Yes we have.
Sparket: And lost a few friends along the way.
Justin: Now let’s do this!
Several gym trainers later…
Justin: You in the chair battle me.
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): A challenger. (Turns around in the chair) Mama Mia!
Justin: You!
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): You!
Battle begins
Justin: Wildstar make this quick!
Wildstar: Oh this will be!
Ten minutes later…
Wildstar: Okay I lied!
Amber: Let me show you how it’s done!
Ten seconds later…
Amber: Tag out!
Dart: Let me take it from here!
Twenty minutes later…
Dart: Okay need help!
Trollusuar: I guess I’ll help!
Five minutes later…
Trollusuar: Nap time!
Hollow: No wait don’t!
Battle ends Justin is the winner and got the Earth badge plus a CD
Giovanni (with a really thick Italian ascent [think Mario]): Well… umm… (Throws a smoke bomb)
Justin: Okay I need to get some of those. I guess I should go fight the elite four. (Leaves)
Location: route 22
Joseph: Justin!
Justin: What? Where?
Joseph: It’s been a while so how about a battle?
Justin: Yeah why not there is no harm in a warm up before we hit the elite four.
Joseph: That’s what I had in mind
Battle begins
Justin: Amber your up!
Amber: Alright!
Twenty minutes later…
Amber: YEAH! Did you order original recipe or extra crispy! (She just beat Joseph’s Pidgeot [it’s a bird]) Sparket your turn!
Sparket: This is going to be fun!
Twenty one minutes later…
Sparket: Another one bites the dust! Dart why don’t you take a turn!
Dart: This is going to be quick!
Nineteen minutes later…
Dart: This is too easy!
Trollusuar: Well that was a refreshing nap so what’s going on?
Dart: We are in the middle of a battle so why don’t you do something for once and fight!
Trollusuar: Well I got another nap in like five minutes so sure why not!
Thirteen minutes later…
Trollusuar: Okay I’m done here so I’m taking nap!
Hollow: My turn! My turn!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Joseph: One of these days I’m going to beat you.
Justin: Good luck with that. (Leaves)
One long trip through badge check points some training and a ton of trainer battles later…
Location: victory road
Justin: Why is this called victory road!?
Amber: But it’s a giant cave!
Sparket: This is horrible!
Hollow: I think we pasted that rock ten times now!
Wildstar: I don’t think things could get worse Dart what do you think…Dart?
Justin: Dart are you … oh cool he he’s evolving! I bet he is going to grow wings and get sharp claws and breathe churros!
Sparket: I second that!
Amber: He better not I can’t have people copying the perfection that is me!
Dart: I fell fattish.
Justin: Well that was kind of a letdown. But do you …
Dart: No I don’t breathe churros. But I can see the exit!
Amber: Freedom!
Location: Indigo plateau
Justin: Okay time for an extremely long rest and then we will take on the elite four!
Everyone: Damn straight!
One extremely long rest later…
Justin: Okay let’s do this!
Sparket: Everything we have done has lead up to this!
Wildstar: Enough talk can we get going?!
Justin: Fine.
Location: Elite four room one
Justin: Why is it so cold in here?
Elite four Lorelei: Because I don’t want to spend money heating the place!
Justin: Okay let’s get this battle over with.
Battle begins
Justin: Sparket your up!
Sparket: This will be quick!
Nineteen minutes later…
Sparket: Okay Trollusuar can you actually help us with these battles!
Trollusuar: If it means I can actually get some sleep when it’s all over fine!
Twenty minutes later…
Trollusuar: Tag out!
Amber: I got this!
Thirty five minutes later…
Amber: Wildstar you want in!
Wildstar: I’ll take care of this!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Justin: Now turn up the heat in this place!
Lorelei: Never!
Justin: Then freeze to death. (Leaves)
Location: Elite four room second
Justin: At least it’s not cold in here.
Elite four Bruno: here for a battle I take it.
Justin: Yes now let’s get this over with.
Battle begins
Justin: Hollow make this quick!
Hollow: Can do!
Twenty seven minutes later…
Hollow: Trollusuar give me a hand!
Trollusuar: Fine!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Justin: Well that was quick.
Bruno: But how…
Justin: You suck that’s how. (Leaves)
Location: Elite four room three
Justin: Just shut up and battle you old hag!
Elite four Agatha: You’re just like Professor Oak now to teach u some manners.
Battle begins
Justin: Trollusuar show this old hag how it’s done!
Trollusuar: Whatever!
Forty minutes later…
Amber: My turn!
Trollusuar: Alright!
Thirty minutes later…
Amber: Tag out!
Sparket: Pick me let me do it!
Amber: Okay!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Agatha: You got lucky.
Justin: It’s not luck it’s skill you crazy old hag. (Leaves)
Location: Elite four room four
Justin: I like this room it’s got dragons on the walls.
Elite four Lance: Cool huh.
Justin: Yeah and now I’m going to make you cry.
Elite four Lance: We shall see about that.
Battle begins
Justin: Dart!
Dart: I going to take his whole team down myself!
Battle ends Justin is the winner
Justin: wow.
Amber: Unbelievable.
Hollow: He actually beat them by himself.
Sparket: And now we are the Pokémon champions!
Justin: yeah I’m the Pokémon champion!
Lance: Well you would be.
Justin: Wait what.
Lance: There was a trainer who just came through here.
Justin: I guess we have one more trainer to beat. (Leaves)
Location: Champion room
Champion ???(Not facing Justin): So how is my first challenger?
Justin: The name is Justin T. Lanchester and …
Champion ??? : Wait did you say Justin?
Justin: That’s my name don’t wear it out.
(“???” turns around reveling his identity)
Champion Joseph: Justin. So it is you.
Justin: No way you’re the champion to bad I’m that’s going to change after our battle.
Champion Joseph: Not if I have anything to say about it.
Battle begins
(Here is some battle music
)
Justin: Sparket you are up first!
Sparket: This is going to be fun!
Fifty nine minutes later…
Sparket: Okay I’m not having fun anymore Trollusuar give me a hand here!
Trollusuar: Fine!
One hour later…
Trollusuar: anyone else want a turn?!
Dart: Me! Me pick me!
Two hours later…
Dart: Hollow you want to take a swing at this?!
Hollow: Let me at them!
Forty five minutes later…
Hollow: Wildstar your turn!
Wildstar: Alright!
Thirty two minutes later…
Amber: Okay I have been on the side lines long enough!
Wildstar: You don’t have to be so rude.
(From Amber’s point of view)
Amber: Alright so who is going down in flames?!
Blastoise: It’s been a while!
Amber: Oh it’s you? So how is that eye of yours?!
Blastoise: Now I’m going to make you pay for doing that!
After eight hours and twenty seven minutes of intricate movements and strategic attacks…
Joseph: Well I gave it my all and you still beat me and now you are the new champion.
Justin: I will be honest I was pretty sure you were going to beat me.
Oak: Justin I got here as soon as I heard you beat Joseph here and what a battle it was truly a sight to see everyone in the region saw it!
Justin: Wait two things 1st. How did you hear about it? It just happened. 2nd this was on TV?!
Oak: Yeah you didn’t notice all the cameras and I in no way have this room bugged.
Justin (looks around the room and sees a ton of cameras on the walls): huh how did I miss that?
Joseph: That battle was on TV…and everyone saw it…
Oak: Now come with me into the next room Justin.
Justin: Sure why not. (Leaves with Oak)
Joseph: But…
Location: hall of fame
Oak: This is the Pokémon hall of fame now you and your team…
Justin: Let me stop you right there they are not my team…
Oak: What?
Justin: They are my friends a team is a group you are forced to work with friends are the opposite they are people or in this case Pokémon are chosen.
Oak: Okay you and your friends will be immortalized…
Justin: in stone?! I mean I know I’m good but come on that might be a bit much.
Oak: No! Immortalized in a picture on the wall.
Justin: Well that’s a letdown.
Oak: yeah well to bad now you and your friends stand together.
Justin: Okay ready!
Oak: Okay three… two… one… say cheese!
The end