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The Espio Poem

by xStormEspeon

xStormEspeon Espeon begs for Espio to not leave the village, in a poem.
Oh Espio, please don't leave me! you and I were meant to be..

I don't want you to go, so far and get beat up by a foe..

I've always loved you, like the sky up in the air colored blue..

So why are you doing this? to leave me and your sis?

We all love you, we don't want you to die, because if you do, we will all cry..

It's dangerous out there, there's a tall mean grizzly bear..

Please let me kiss you before you leave, I will really miss you.. :)

All I want is a kiss, before I kiss Chris.. That so hot man.. ^-^

Espio: Aww.. your the be-- WAIT WHAT? YOUR GOING TO KISS CHRIS?

Espio: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I LOVE YOU TOO!

Espio: WHY ARE YOU GOING TO KISS HIM? HE IS SO DUMB..


Espio! why did you say that, I wish I had a bat, so I could whack you little brat.


Espio: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A BRAT YOU RAT!


I AM SO NOT A RAT, YOU FAT UGLY MAN.


Espio: That's it! I'D RATHER GO OUT AND DIE THEN STANDING HERE AND LISTEN TO A SMELLY OLD TRASH CAN!


Fine! I HATED YOU ANYWAY, YOU WERE JUST JEALOUS OF ME, when I successfully surfed a wave out at sea.

Espio: HAH! THAT WAS JUST LUCK, YOUR JEALOUS OF ME, BECAUSE I CAN CLIMB A MOUNTAIN TREE..

Wait what? YOUR SO PATHETIC! YOUR JUST SOME FAT MAN THAT ISN'T ATHLETIC.

Espio: AT LEAST, YOUR NOT POETIC! Whatever that means..

You idiot! I WAS POETIC AT THE BEGINNING!

Espio: You know, YOUR STARTING TO MAKE MAD, SO IM GOING TO LEAVE!

No you don't! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!

~Espio runs out the door and Espeon follows him~

GET BACK HERE OR ELSE I WILL REKT YOU!

Espio: I DON'T WANT TO, PLUS YOU SMELL LIKE POO!

GRRRR! HOW ABOUT I ANNOY YOU?

Espio: Oh snap, this is not going to be fun..


Espeon: ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!!!

ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!

~Annoying sound: Illuminati Confirmed)

Espeon: illuminati confirmed!
Espeon: illuminati confirmed!
Espeon: illuminati confirmed!
Espeon: illuminati confirmed!
Espeon: illuminati confirmed!
Espeon: illuminati confirmed!
Espeon: illuminati confirmed!
Espeon: illuminati confirmed!


Espio: UGH.. SHUT IT ESPEON!

Espio: I've always hated YOUR VOICE!

Espeon: Oh really? I've always hated YOUR FACE!

~Part 2 coming soon to PokeCharms.com~
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